caroldanverscanrawme
caroldanverscanrawme
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21. He/him. Gay trans man.
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caroldanverscanrawme · 14 hours ago
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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive
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And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
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complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
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and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
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with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender
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But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
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it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
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caroldanverscanrawme · 15 hours ago
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writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me
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caroldanverscanrawme · 15 hours ago
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My friends are all roasting me for living a fanfic cliche when I just want to get swole on the cheap 😔
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caroldanverscanrawme · 15 hours ago
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We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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more characters should have brown/black eyes they are cute
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.
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caroldanverscanrawme · 1 day ago
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Lies I have told children ages 7-9
I am five billion years old
My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third
I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.
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caroldanverscanrawme · 2 days ago
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happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces
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caroldanverscanrawme · 2 days ago
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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
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caroldanverscanrawme · 2 days ago
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caroldanverscanrawme · 2 days ago
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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caroldanverscanrawme · 2 days ago
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