Haters be like "I think you should see a doctor about that"
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When I sense a sex scene is about to happen in a piece of media I start punching the tv screen either until it’s dead or until the horrific images cannot be seen under my blood
#in catechism i once had a teacher tell us if we saw anything on tv#“like kissing or something” to close our eyes#and think “jesus” over and over#she said jesus jesus but i thought she said jesus cheesus. it's funnier#anyways any kissing in media always made me uncomfortable to see. like keep that to yourself (aro)#so i still cover my eyes sometimes and i think “jesus cheesus” and it makes me laugh
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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if you have a popular post on this site inevitably people will tag it with something like “croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in ep 10” and it rules. i have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re right this IS so croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in episode 10.
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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here
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new song yo
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Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her
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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
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Honestly, sometimes you need to do manic pixie dream girl shit as a fully 29-year-old man and it's literally okay. I still buy those little perforated Valentines they make for kids to give to each other at school and keep them in my pocket to hand out to cashiers and strangers the first two weeks of February, and it does not matter at all if people think I'm annoying for doing it because I could easily kill myself instead. Take it easy, keep it sleazy.
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i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head
#this is how it is#love it here#actually most times people won't go in the common room if other people are in there. ironically
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Save me froggy Miku .... Froggy Miku save me ...
This is the design!
She's actually for a goodsmile contest on piapro heheeee
https://piapro.jp/t/SDoO
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