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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this
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Yo mr white look what I made. That’s a stone, Jessie, you didn’t make it. It’s a football. I chiseled it, bitch. Well, alright, Jessie, throw me a pass. It’s even regulation size and shit. But not regulation weight.
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i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two, that is such a frankly wonderfully incorrect definition of fictional and im deeply intrigued by the implications. concrete is fictional. polyester doesnt exist
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saying something in old english is not that funny for you to make a reblog about it, it is not something straight out of a poem, its whatever, it means nothing forever
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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gotta be one of the funniest things ive seen all week. is anyone else seeing this? i just cant get enough
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Why are they using real pfps of users I've seen with on random ass names making random ass posts 😭
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