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roaring 20's? no

it's the screaming 20's, now

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

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Thinking about how the universe is either infinite or it’s not and getting mad about it, reblog if u agree

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gays: [wearing three layers of mismatched clothing] it sure is hot outside today huh?

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if your name has letters in it it means you're gay

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stephen king like every single time: maybe the real monster.... is child abuse/addiction/personal trauma/grief/bigotry

me, every single time, sobbing: oh my god you’re so right

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Saw a big inflatable Slenderman today

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@galacticterror you are my one true love bc youre the one that actually sees the shit I post ilu but we cannot be together bc you are a raccoon our love is forbidden I’m sorry

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victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

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Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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[Description: A Shell ad that has been half torn off the interior of a bus, revealing a Cif ad underneath. Together the two adds make the sentence Our Goal is to - completely kill the planet - & 99% of bacteria on it for the - lowest price. ]

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I would not survive a vibe check right now