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this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life

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Chemistry teachers with cancer will see a whimsical twink fall half-naked out of a window and be like is anyone going to form an abusive Freudian psychosexual relationship with him and also cook meth with him and also kill his girlfriend and also sell him to a Nazi cult and also

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Jesse pinkman the babygirl you are

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its so small and arbitrary but its so interesting to me that walt is constantly intruding on jesse's spaces throughout the show to the point of jesse basically having no true private safe space of his own. walt, on the other hand, is super territorial of his home and the spaces his life occupies. fuck, walt flies into a rage in "down" when jesse is parked down the STREET from his house. but walt is constantly barging into wherever jesse is living at the time, pounding on the door and yelling his name and letting himself in. he breaks into jesse's house TWICE in season 2. walt is allowed to have his privacy, but jesse is not. its such an insidious abuse tactic. walt's like the parent taking jesse's bedroom door off its hinges.

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helena, waking up in the elevator with her thighs sore and her underwear damp as hell: i should follow him to a nearby town restaurant and crash his dinner plans and mention his dead wife by a wrong name

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Devon in Ep.2.06 of Severance.

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Under the skin, against the skull

They put a little chip so that they know it all

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mark is such an attention whore he couldn't even let his sister come out in peace without trying to upstage it by his death

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was it different with me

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thank god i have an always-on-call brain surgeon living in my basement in case i get a wild late night hankering for some experimental brain surgery

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"who are you?" → "i know who you are"

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Lorne of the goat department. Went ham with the lasso tool so please excuse the questionably shaped goats

Started severance 3 days ago and i’m already all caught up… very glad i picked this up during S2 as i fear i would not have survived the 3 year wait.

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i love her so bad you don't understand

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Irving during that dinner