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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

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tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

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Price, at the boys: You know what? I'm not even disappointed. In fact, I'm BEYOND disappointed. I don't even have a name for what I'm feeling right now

Nik: *staring at him horrified*

Price: ... no-

Nik: I heard it

Price: No no- I'm turning into HIM

Gaz: Who-?

Ghost, already knowing what's happening: Oh my god, so it's true what they say-

Price: SHUT UP

Soap: am I the only one who heard the accent-

Price: YOU HEARD NOTHING- *runs out of the room*

Gaz: ... what was that?

Nik, quietly: He's turning into his captain

Ghost, laughing: Oh I'm going to enjoy this

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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

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As I was looking for things to redraw I found this, but don’t think I can capture the sheer horniness again

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Thought it only fair Ghost too experiences some workplace hazards..

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THIS TWEET IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY

WHY DID THEY MAKE IT LIKE THAT

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"It's like I was inside a blender that was set to puree for a tomato salsa." ↳ 11.03 - THE BAD SEED

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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

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letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan

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The legend returns

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Ghost and Price jokingly going along with the father/won dynamic but in reality they're best friends. The worst kind of best friends. They torment each other (Price more subtly than Ghost) endlessly, Ghost has invaded Price's home during leave to steal food and otherwise use the place as a vacation home.

"Can you at least replace what you eat?"

"Hmm nope. My presence is a gift, you should be delighted you fed me."

Only Ghost can have a go at Price and walk away. He'll insult him throughout a mission just to demand they get takeaway once it's over. Price can't go on a date in peace without Ghost blowing up his phone or attempting to crash the date. Thankfully Nik loves Ghost and finds it hilarious.

"Your phone is-"

"I know I know," Price will say before putting it on silent.

"Who is it?" Nikolai will ask, like he doesn't already know.

"The other woman."

When Graves comes into the picture Ghost is outright aggressive because he's taking up more of Price's time. Sure, he'll fuck with Gaz and Soap all day, but there's something special about Price's arguments. Graves doesn't get it and no amount of explaining from Nik will save him.

"He looks... more murderous than usual..."

"Yes, stay with me today, love."

"Why?"

"You, uh, are the new other woman."

"Uh... what the fuck does that mean-"

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*after a couple hours of drinking*

Price, staring at his glass: Kate was my best man at my wedding

Graves: she was what-

Price: Also walked me down the isle. Never felt so special

Graves: ... why did she-

Price: My father sucks on rotten eggs and the cap'n was too pissed about the mention of me wearing Nik to be allowed at the court

Price, raising his glass to his lip: He's still mad 'bout it, too

Graves:

Graves: I love drinking with you