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Sub-zero brain cells in this video 🐱😆🐈

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Abolish Tesla.

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

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*in the locker room*

Gaz: Cap, are those teeth marks? Do you have scars from someone BITING you??

Price: Got two, actually

Gaz: Holy shit

Price: Yep, one from Laswell and one from Ghost

Soap: WHAT!?

Price: Kate's is pretty faded now. Back in my lieutenant days, pissed her off something fierce. And Ghost bit me like a week after he became my charge

Soap: ... what about those long scars down your back?

Price: Don’t ask about those

Gaz: Oh my god-

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The pettiness is just 👌😂

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MANIFESTING

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trod scribbled comic i did months ago that I genuinely cannot remember if ive posted already or not (idk if ill keep the scene but the vibes are what ill go for)

extra non-canon shenanigans drawn on stream:

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Omg 🤣😭😭

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Farah, barging into Price's office: John

Price: Ugh- Yes?

Farah: I'm having a meeting with some SAS officers. I need you to be there

Price: I wasn't given clearance for-

Farah: I don't care! I need someone there I can trust to restrain me so I don't STAB someone's EYE out with a PEN

Price:

Price: Oh look at that, I have an opening in my schedule

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Customer: I want to print something from my phone

Me: okay email it to our printer, here's the email address

Customer: it's an email. How do i print it

Me: you forward the email to the address I gave you

Cuatomer: (messing around in the add printer part of her phone)

Me: not there, go to your email ap and open the one you want to print

Customer:can't i just send it to your printer

Me: yes, that's what I'm showing you.

Cusromer: don't you know how to do it either

Me: yes you need to open the email you want to print

Customer sees my coworker: maybe she know how to do it

Me 🤦🏼‍♀️

Posted by admin Rodney

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Sometimes, when they're in different countries, John will call Nikolai just to talk, sometimes it ends in phone sex and sometimes it's just them talking about nothing for an hour or so.

Being halfway across the world won't stop Nikolai from being a tease, however.

"What are you wearing?" John feels juvenile even asking. He could simply say 'talk to me while I wank' and Nikolai would do it, but some miniscule bit of stubborn pride lingers in the back of his mind and he finds himself asking silly questions.

He can hear the smirk on the other man's face. "Aftershave."

"And?" He's met with silence, and it takes an embarrassingly long thirty seconds for it to click in his mind exactly why. "And fuck all else, I'm assuming."

"точно."

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For his catnip