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"Crabs adjust humidity"? What XD

Unofficial expansion I found on Reddit.

Damn I never post here anymore..

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My psychic warns that my future is filled with getting drunk on mouthwash.

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Life’s pretty rough in the fast lane. That’s why I never leave home without Daddy’s credit card.

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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to romantic cancer.

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Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was funky fresh rhymes.

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Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation Gandalf.

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This had to be done. Sloppy, I know.

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AJ: Who’s really to blame?

Rarity: The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.

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your icon shows who you are inside

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The class field trip was completely ruined by poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.

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the only reason your art looks awful to you is because you had an image in your head and the art you created doesnt match it

other people have no image, so when presented with the art you created, they’re usually pretty impressed, because wow you made that out of nothing!! its so cool!!

so next time you want to judge your own art badly try to remember that you’re comparing it to the perfect picture you had in your head as opposed to recognizing that hey u made a thing out of nothing how cool is that

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There's always one!

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Sweet! You're gonna be Pinkie again, I'm guessing? c:

Hell yeah :D Pinkie (almost) everywhere!

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Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore being marginalized at their own pace.

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What would your cutie mark be?

I have Pinkie's balloons tattooed on my thigh, does that count?

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My face is on Equestria Daily. Holy shit.