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A fox is a dog operating on cat software.

I will not elaborate.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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To be fair, they all agreed to be in the room together. Maybe he ships them.

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HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.

What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?

There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.

IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.

Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???

OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.

I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?

I have so many questions about this random mining tunnel thing. So fucking many.

There’s even a 3D tour available: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36570-Us-Highway-24-N-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/2076799379_zpid/?

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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Fuck, we should have done that nine years ago, chase his ass off the stage.

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

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the most disturbing thing isn’t dude bros voting for trump. the most disturbing thing is women, trans, queer, disabled people and people of color voting for trump. it’s disheartening seeing how many women, trans, queer, disabled people and people of color turn out to be trump supporters.

sorry but that man isn’t going to protect you when he’s president. you are betraying your own communities who are trying to protect you at best, voted your own rights away at worst. and for what?

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Um, I want to do that.

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When men like Donald Trump volunteer to be the face of that movement, it’s easy to fall into the trap of throwing any right winger into the same category of irredeemable fuckery as him, even more so when so many of them are eager to dismiss your facts, look you in the eye with absolute conviction and tell you that he’s “their guy.” We forget to point out that, in fact, no, he’s not, he’s going to fuck over the hard working man in front of you as quickly as he would me, or anyone else. We forget that many of them don’t really understand who he is, what he’s done, or what he’s capable of, because they insist that they do. We forget to tell them that you CAN jump that ship and there will be a place for you here too. That there are many people who have woken up from this red nightmare and defected back to America.

We don’t tell our endangered countrymen this fact enough, and you’re right, we should.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

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Fuck em. Now, then, and always. That little cunt Donnie was never worth all this shit.

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As well it should. 

we trained our ai on a complete average of every tumblr post ever made but now all it says is “earth-destroying piss beam” and nothing else

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Something is 🐟.

Media will not warn the public about Trump violence AND the media enables the normalization by going easy on Trump.

For Kamala Harris, the media will move the goal posts every time.

For Trump, no goal posts.

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You know how sometimes you think you know what a word means, then you look it up and it turns out you’re just wrong? Like, you weren’t even close. You’re not embarrassed, you’re just wondering how the hell you got there.