cardinalcringe
cardinalcringe
Cardinal Cringe’s Scattered Thoughts
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Overly sincere and oddly aggressive, riding the line between irony and genuinity. Link to Other sites: gaffjuran.tumblr.com/other My Webcomic: colonyhomeroom.com
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cardinalcringe · 7 hours ago
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UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%
BYCHRISTIAAN HETZNER
January 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM MST
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cardinalcringe · 1 day ago
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volodymyr zelenskyy is the strongest man alive for sitting through this utter bullshit without swearing or punching the fuckers or angry crying. fuck trump and fuck everyone who did not vote for harris and fuck russia.
like i can’t even read this bit of news without feeling humiliated and i’m not even fucking there.
i am terrified that i will have to sit back and watch the loss of ukraine in front of my eyes.
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cardinalcringe · 1 day ago
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Republicans hate children. Republicans hate mothers. Republicans hate women. Republicans hate people who can become pregnant.
That is who they are.
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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“Jokelets?” Not “puns?”
the joker gave birth to a healthy litter of jokelets last night.
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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DOGE has zero accounting experience. The 'didn't earn it' folks are the inept shitheads.
There can be no audit. This is erasure. This is petty hackers creating millions of problems.
Social Security has not missed a payment in over 85 years.
Elon is going to ruin our country. Republicans gave him all the access he needed with none of the oversight. That is premeditated. That is gross negligence.
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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Now I’m just imagining Jan 6 red hats being catapulted at the twin towers and smacking into it like tomatoes.
It’s a good image.
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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cardinalcringe · 2 days ago
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cardinalcringe · 6 days ago
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cardinalcringe · 6 days ago
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That is absolutely right
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cardinalcringe · 6 days ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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cardinalcringe · 7 days ago
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He’s just hanging out with his alt skins.
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cardinalcringe · 7 days ago
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He wasn’t living in the castle, he was squatting there. You think he’s paying any rent? Taxes? Does he have a mortgage?
Everyone’s just too scared to evict him. Laws only work when they’re enforced.
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cardinalcringe · 7 days ago
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shit’s bad!!!!! here are some not terrible headlines to take the edge off a little bit
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cardinalcringe · 7 days ago
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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