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A business is only ever as good as its oversight. So, none of them, now.
this can’t be real
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Save Mohmmed !
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
Donate now:👇👇
gofundme.com
Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.
#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸
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Spreading the word…
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Faggot? You mean a bundle of sticks?
I didn't realize how disgusting light bulbs were till I had to dump THOUSANDS of them into a gaylord. I am now dingey and smell like grandmas ashes
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A fox is a dog operating on cat software.
I will not elaborate.
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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To be fair, they all agreed to be in the room together. Maybe he ships them.
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HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.
What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?
There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.
IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.
Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???
OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.
I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?
I have so many questions about this random mining tunnel thing. So fucking many.
There’s even a 3D tour available: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36570-Us-Highway-24-N-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/2076799379_zpid/?
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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Fuck, we should have done that nine years ago, chase his ass off the stage.
"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
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homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter
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the most disturbing thing isn’t dude bros voting for trump. the most disturbing thing is women, trans, queer, disabled people and people of color voting for trump. it’s disheartening seeing how many women, trans, queer, disabled people and people of color turn out to be trump supporters.
sorry but that man isn’t going to protect you when he’s president. you are betraying your own communities who are trying to protect you at best, voted your own rights away at worst. and for what?
#the man tried to kill his own VP with an angry mob we know that#Like it doesn’t matter who you are because you are not so important to him that he wouldn’t do that to you too
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When men like Donald Trump volunteer to be the face of that movement, it’s easy to fall into the trap of throwing any right winger into the same category of irredeemable fuckery as him, even more so when so many of them are eager to dismiss your facts, look you in the eye with absolute conviction and tell you that he’s “their guy.” We forget to point out that, in fact, no, he’s not, he’s going to fuck over the hard working man in front of you as quickly as he would me, or anyone else. We forget that many of them don’t really understand who he is, what he’s done, or what he’s capable of, because they insist that they do. We forget to tell them that you CAN jump that ship and there will be a place for you here too. That there are many people who have woken up from this red nightmare and defected back to America.
We don’t tell our endangered countrymen this fact enough, and you’re right, we should.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
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