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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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I embroidered a dinosaur on a sweater. It took way too much time and my fingers hurt.
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always experiencing both of these at once due to the infestation of bnnuy in my home
The two states in life are Too Much Cardboard In My House, and Not Enough Cardboard In My House.
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319 i don't even know who like 90% of them are and it's idyllic. i recognize like 5 of the people i follow by tag and icon and like 10 more just by icon and thats it. sometimes they change icons and return into mystery.
How many people do you follow? Not your followers! How many people do YOU follow?
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have officially infected my friends with saying yike instead of yikes. next potential speech contaigion is saying farewell and fare thee well instead of goodbye.
#i have already influenced them into picking up 'greetings!' instead of hello occasionally#none of this was intentional i did not expect that me talking weird all the time would make such an impact#but it is highly amusing#i picked up 'indeed' as a filler expression of agreement from one of my friends and in exchange bestowed the curse of talking like a wizard
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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
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🔊🔊 END STAGE DISCOURSE!! END STAGE DISCOURSE!! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT "FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS BY THE AUTHOR"!!!! 🔊🔊
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I don't know what other gen z think but personally i fucking wish other sites had ui like ao3. its so much more comprehensible. although to be fair this is the only social media i use so perhaps my website abilities are not generation standard.
I mean graphic design wise I would make some changes, but i would also make changes to just about every site i've been on so that means nothing.
we need ao3 back up for this person’s grandma specifically
#i use forums too (not a poster but often specific forums or independent blogs are the only place with good info) esp for coding or crafting#and i can only imagine the improvements that could be made with some inspiration taken from ao3-#they're already better than most sites for finding hyper specific info but imagine what a good tag search system could do#though im sure it'd be difficult to implement esp retroactively
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I've received some words of love for Grim Reaper! 😍 Here's a closer look 🔎 at him! He was one of the two characters that mainly inspired third set of Halloween Minis. Can you guess the second one? 😊
Crochet pattern for amigurumi Halloween Minis set 3 is available in English, German, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and Dutch here -> https://etsy.me/46AWi5C 💛💙
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just saw a guy who used to call me a fag in middle school and he has the worst beard ive ever seen on a highschooler. thats karma
#normally im not one to go for appearance#but he made that choice and im almost certain it's because of his stupid ideas of masculinity#and he's not any better now to be clear ive heard him harass other queers in the halls.#i simply frequent other areas of the campus.#also im somewhat known for being a mouthy bastard with undue confidence which makes me hard to bully
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Humans should have a TCAS system to avoid the embarrassingly awkward shuffle of stepping out of somebody's way but you both choose the same direction to step in
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finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
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turn the wood into strips and make basket
About to use a chainsaw for the first time wish me luck
#then you will have a place to store fabric#i am doing this with honeysuckle vines because otherwise my honeysuckle is going to eat the side of the house
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what was called "witchcraft" was a designation from the Christian/Catholics who did not like that the big majority of the healers (herbs and energy work) we done by women. In the Dark Ages, this was a good excuse to get rid by burning alive women (very few men) who dared know more and be successful with medecine! The essence of Patriarchy! They did not burn Witches, they burned Women!
...okay. I have no idea why you're sending this to me, or what your motivations are -- but let's unpack whatever the heck this is.
Depending on where we're talking about, the way "witches" were executed was varied -- in some places they were burned, but in other places (like England or the Americas) they were hanged.
People of all genders were targeted in the witch trials. Yes, most witch trials predominantly targeted women (because, yes, sexism is and has always been real), but in some areas (like Russia) they targeted predominantly men. And in the areas where women were the main targets, men still died too. Six of the twenty people killed in the Salem witch trials were men. Including Giles Corey. Who was crushed to death. And allegedly his last words were "more weight." That dude was fuckin' badass as hell, and we don't diminish his stand against injustice.
Of course none of the people executed were actually "witches." They were vulnerable people. Some were Jewish, some were mentally ill, some were just easy targets when a paranoia was sweeping a town, and some were folks being targeted for other political/personal reasons. Your oversimplification of who was targeted not only erases real victims, it ignores many of the very real issues that were responsible -- including things like antisemitism. Your desire to transform this into some empowering narrative is, frankly, gross.
And again, why the fuck are you sending this to me? I have repeatedly stated over the years that no one in the witch trials was actually a "witch." Where the heck have you ever seen me claim that? I have whole podcast episodes where I talk about this shit. We never refer to historical folk magic and folk medicine practitioners as witches, because that's a modernly reclaimed term. No one really called themselves a witch until the 20th century.
You got real "daughters they couldn't burn" vibes here, kid. And it ain't a good look.
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