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Friend: *says something*

Me: hold on let me lower my graphics so I can hear you better

Friend: what

Me:

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     “if i’m gonna be an old lonely man, i’m gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured i’ll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! i’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. kids’ll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!”

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thickcrskiin:

“…..why am i his helena? why this? i didn’t ask for this.”

     he’s just gonna quietly slide a lace parasol out and scuttle away. you’re cursed, jan.

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My muse has just taken a Truth Potion, send “Spill it” plus a question and they will answer.

My muse cannot give half truths, partial truths or bend the truth. They will have to spit out everything then and there!

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{starter call?}

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THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HAPPINESS.

Who doesn’t love soul-crushing angst? Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get. 

Please note that some of these scenarios may be triggering.

Keep reading

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@thickcrskiin || cont

          “you say that like i don’t CONSTANTLY regret my life choices anyway. why not add TOBASCO to the list?” it’s a horrible idea but he’s already got the bottle ope. please STOP him.

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When the race is gettin’ hard And people start to drop You keep up Always near me When the trail is getting long I start to fall behind You pull me up You stick with me

I’ll run with you Cause you’re always game We’ll ride on forever Take me with your wild ways Show me the way [x]

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When you have to shoot and shank someone who broke in while you were eating mac & cheese in your dark kitchen…

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You thought you knew anything about cuteness overloads? This proves you wrong! (My heart melted and I don’t even play Metal Gear Solid)

Cosplayer: Maul Cosplay Timberwolf from: Filmwoelfe

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EXTREME SNAKE SPORTS!!

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source

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War… War never changes.