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[cardboard-tube-anon]

PLEASE I WAS WINNING IM SO CLOSE PLEASE VOTE ME PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU LET THE FEARAMID BE BURIED PLEASE-

HELP! WHO IS [BLANK] ANON?! Ha, I bet that’s what you’re saying right now. I bet you didn’t even notice that blank was a helpful link.

@masque-of-the-red-spook

@cardboard-tube-anon

@the-multi-dimensional-fbi

@river-nonbinary-billcipherfan

[cardboard-tube-anon]

I WILL BURY THE FEARAMID IN CARDBOARD TUBES IF YOU VOTE FOR ME

AND GIVE EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME 100 HERSHEYS KISSES EACH

VOTE ME PLEASE

@ford-between-dimensions

[cardboard-tube-anon]

CARDBOARD TUBES BE UPON YE

next to you

not on top of you

that would be mean to my cardboard buddy

also, at least half of them are full of hersheys kisses

because i accidentally bought them in bulk

whoops

so, free chocolate for you!!

-cardboard tube anon

yaayyy!! thank ya!

[cardboard-tube-anon]

reasons you should vote for me

i saw everyone else making lists and thought it looked very professional, so i am too

i have infinite cardboard tubes on hand at all times

my cardboard tubes are made out of recycled cardboard and are therefore environmentally friendly

they dissolve in water too, did i mention that?

im cardboard buddies with @/fiddlesfords

my cardboard tubes can be any length or size, depending on nothing but vibes alone

for every reason ive listed so far, ive hidden a tiny cardboard tube somewhere in fords coat. have fun finding those :)

cardboard tubes are literally the silliest gimmick to exist

ive never killed anyone because thats just mean and also how do you kill people with cardboard that dissolves in water when blood is mostly water it makes no sense

ive listed ten reasons when i didnt think i had this many, thats gotta count for something, right?

-cardboard tube anon

Great work! Cardboard tubes are hilarious! Can’t wait for him to find them!

[cardboard-tube-anon]

AND ALSO I MADE A BLOG SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS POLL SO THATS ANOTHER REASON!!!

bonk

cardboard tube be upon ye

um

didnt realize id make it into this poll, so, uh, i am not prepared for this in the slightest

but, uh

you should vote for me because my gimmick is the stupidest thing ever

i mean, infinite cardboard tubes? thats pretty silly, ngl

also because im on fords side and still annoy the crap outta him

speaking of...

A THOUSAND CARDBOARD TUBES FROM THE SKY BE UPON YE-

-cardboard tube anon

Woah! Dodging that!

GAH!

Haha, that’s gotta hurt! Silly! I like it!