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not to be outdone by Dr Oz, Matt Gaetz, and The Brainworm Guy, the co-founder of WWE is about to be the Secretary of Education in the US. We're doing so fine you guys. Very normal and sane happenings in the Imperial Core 👍🏻

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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Lemon.

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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Is there carbon monoxide in my room?

What do I look like, the oracle of Delphi? Open a window

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no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally

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Do we need a live action How To Train Your Dragon movie? Emphatically No

Will I pay real life simoleans to watch it in theater? Absolutely Yes

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carby it's really scary that you're a side blog because I follow you(not main) and you follow me(? I believe if I am correct). and then I get jumpscared when you reblog from me. what do you mean The carby just reblogged from me. terrifying. always a bit scared when there's a green 'following' in my notifs. anyways. do you play pool

I forget not many know that Carby is but a puppet.

Um. I have played pool before. I prefer Vulcan kal-toh tho

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Some of you did not enjoy my horse tw tag. I figured the original post would be self-explanatory on why a horse would need a tw.

Exhibit A: horse scarey that's why

Horses gotta be the one true proof that a higher power exists because what is that thang. Nature didn't do that. That's a quantum computer with four legs you can't fool me

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Horses gotta be the one true proof that a higher power exists because what is that thang. Nature didn't do that. That's a quantum computer with four legs you can't fool me

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did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

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