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carby · 2 minutes ago
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holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person
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carby · 17 minutes ago
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carby · 7 hours ago
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I have always hated this post. This is the first time I've seen it mind you, but I have wanted to put it in my blender since birth
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penis dashboard kind of night
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carby · 7 hours ago
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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carby · 8 hours ago
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Anyways and now for a small break from the chaos
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carby · 10 hours ago
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Wisdom from the engineer training me: Files are not hammers. Wrenches can be hammers. Hammers can be hammers. Files cannot be hammers.
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carby · 12 hours ago
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To reiterate:
Trump's transphobic Executive Orders regarding healthcare and Federal documents are currently unenforceable and are not current actionable policy of the Federal government.
Do not despair.
Do not panic.
And most importantly: do not comply in advance.
Staying alive is a radical act as a trans person in Trump's America.
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carby · 13 hours ago
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the Olympian in question
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shout out to my cat, who has one eye and ran full tilt into the door frame while I was getting ready for work because she MUST secure the international sprinting record before I leave
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carby · 13 hours ago
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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carby · 15 hours ago
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shout out to my cat, who has one eye and ran full tilt into the door frame while I was getting ready for work because she MUST secure the international sprinting record before I leave
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carby · 1 day ago
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holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person
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carby · 1 day ago
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The council will decide your fate
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carby · 1 day ago
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Anyways and now for a small break from the chaos
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carby · 1 day ago
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how good are ptarmigans am i right guys
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carby · 1 day ago
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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
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carby · 1 day ago
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boyfriend was just getting all gushy because I did something nice for him and he said "I love you so much, you are the most wonderful creature," and then in an abruptly solemn tone added "but make no mistake. you are a creature"
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carby · 1 day ago
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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now
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