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Butterflies dresses by Bibian Blue

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a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

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*does an evil hand rub while putting on hand sanitizer*

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I wanna know what Jambalaya's up to! It's always nice to see him!

Hm, that’s funny. Jambalaya doesn’t seem to be here... 

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antonio grimaldi ss19

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I created my own species, living gingerbread people called Gingerfolk! The species is open so you can definitely make your own, just remember to credit me pls and thank you!

And yes, I did do this because I got tired of DevSis, but I also just wanted to move away from Cookie Run and make my own species without the amount of restrictions that come with your characters being tethered to a fandom 

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Poseable Plush Spiders

JS Creatures on Etsy

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How is everyone on this fine night?

Your question finds someone not on Honey Spoon’s docket of workers- in the library. The room around you is empty, at first, but the sound of somebody clearing their throat leads you to looking at the huge, full length mirror behind you. Standing in the reflection- but not in real life- is a figure decorated in gold and red wizard’s robes. He’s reading from a floating book- he sets it down when he sees you, looking confused.

“Who are you...? My day was fine, I guess- but why are you here?”

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{I promise we aren’t dead!}

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Are there gay bugs?

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Jambalaya processes exactly zero percent of the words she is saying until she ruffles his hair and kick starts his brain. He watches her go as he tries to think, but eventually his attention does whip back into shape and he stumbles over himself, first heading the wrong direction before turning back around and rushing off.

“Stables, stables,” he mumbles, trying to calm down. “She said Choco first.”

Jambalaya- “thing” means Candy Blood’s illness got worse. Like coughing up blood worse

“Blood? I-Illness? What illness?”

Jambalaya scrambles to unbutton his shirt as he arrives at the door, pulling his collar aside to reveal a butterfly like marking on his chest near his collarbone. Whatever part of the door that can see him responds and the door swings open for him.

“Y’all?” He calls, kicking the door closed without a thought. “Y’all, is something going on?”

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Honey Spoon, can we get a list of all the cookies in the Castle so we know who we need to help get the word to?

“Uh-”

Kinda funny the majordomo of the damn castle is blanking on its inhabitants.

“There’s Monarch, Emperor, me, Twinkie, Choco Tumbleweed, Cereal Mallow, Cricket Carrot Cake, Teddy Grahamzz, Cannoli, Crumpet, Candy Ant, Candy Blood, Peppercorn...” He snaps his fingers trying to think. “Izz that everybody? By the Witch’zz Kitchen, who am I forgetting?”

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Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn't mean you have to treat your loved ones like shit.

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SPOOKY COOKIEEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️

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In light of Truffle Cookie’s release, and in spite of the current emergency on the blog, I seceded to retouch Emperor’s outfit! The old ref looked weird and cluttered and I like it a lot better now

Also featured is Ciderling, Emperor’s pet! This little Pomeranian of a jumping spider was made of the same cider Emperor’s got in his recipe, and the little bugger can multiply itself into an entire horde of adorable arachnids! It’s basically Emperor’s lapdog.