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yoo joonghyuk remembering kim dokja making him eat dirt means he must also remember kim dokja gently stroking his hair and telling him to remember happy things. canonically. btw
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Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad
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i dont care (looks for you in everything and everyone)
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if you think about it, the zuiyin is kinda like their cutie mark 🎠
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My toxic trait is that I keep commenting "read the novel" on posts about the orv manhwa
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Man, if disciple Bunhe had tried to come out to Shen Qingqiu it would've gone so poorly.
SQQ: Binghe really shouldn't spend so much time with this old man! Shouldn't he be off charming some women disciples?
LBH: Shizun, this disciple does not like women.
SQQ: …
SQQ, internally: Oh no, I raised a misogynist.
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When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged
#yjh and ysa#specifically thinking about early novel when ysa comes back and is beheading people with arachnes web
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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
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Here is my last prompt for SVSSSAction's Gotcha For Gaza from an anonymous donor! They asked for some freeform Bingyuan, and I imagined this little scene. Chocolate is good~
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