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If the show keeps Bashere (which who knows) I think the FUNNIEST and most in character way for him to address Deira being a Dark Friend is him being very nonchalant about it.

Bashere: Ah yes, my dear wife passed away a few years ago now. Tragic. I miss her every day.

Rand: I'm so sorry. What happened?

Bashere: Oh she tried to kill me in my sleep.

Rand: What.

Bashere: Didn't realize she was serious at first. Usually when she came at me with a knife in the bedroom it was for purely recreational purposes. Turns out she had decided to go over to the Shadow without telling me. dreamy sigh She probably would have got me if her knife hadn't caught on my ribs.

Rand: W h a t.

Bashere: After I disarmed her she confessed everything- all she demanded in exchange was the chance to plan her own execution. Classy woman right up to the end. Told me that if she didn't do it herself I would make the whole thing tasteless and gauche. Probably was right. She put together a beautiful ceremony: scattered king pennies, a silver chased ax, white silk for all the attendants to make the bloodstains really pop. It was a real crowd pleaser.

Rand: W H A T.

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I can't stop singing it.

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Lads we're on a roll! Mat's out there flirting with men, Faile serves, Elayne is The Most Elayne she could possibly be, and Nynaeve and Moggy are exactly as psycho-sexual together as they have always been in our heart of hearts

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It's gonna take a hot minute for me to cleanse myself of my turbo hatred so I can learn to love instead. Yes this post is about Faile

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leane sharif are you free tonight

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Wheel of Time 3x05 "Tel'aran'rhiod" / Lord of Chaos by Robert Jordan / New Spring by Robert Jordan / "A Brief for the Defense" by Jack Gilbert / The Fires of Heaven by Robert Jordan

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An Aiel on a ship has got to be one of the 10 funniest things I've seen in my life. Thank you Rafe

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THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021- ) | 3.05 TEL'ARAN'RHIOD

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I'll go back to your Tower, on one condition. I go through the Arches. Today.

The Wheel of Time (2021—) To Race the Shadow (S03E01)

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Galad does NOT fuck Rafe this adaptation is cancelled

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Hey what do you mean there’s snakes and foxes on Elaida’s jewelry.

Hey what do you mean there’s snakes and foxes on Elaida’s jewelry.

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I cannot BELIEVE that it took a rewatch to notice that ALVIARIN was present at Egwene's trials, but I'm so SO excited

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The Wheel of Time - Season 3 Episode 1