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Once upon a time there was a little flower that was wilting because it hadn’t rained in a long time; even though the flower had talked with the sky and asked it to rain, so the flower wouldn’t have to be in such bad shape anymore. The flower asked for weeks but the sky didn’t listen so the flower just got worse and worse and eventually died. After that the sky felt bad so it just rained and rained trying to make it enough to fix the flower but unfortunately it was too late and it was already dead. The flowers name was Frederick. The End.

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Another Blog Post

So it’s almost the end of the year; there's only about 4 days left and reality is really setting in that next year I’m not going to have one of the single most important people in my life here at this school anymore.  I’m going to be missing the person that always makes sure I’m okay; and if I’m not, that I’ll be okay.  No matter what, if I’m not alright this person just tries everything to comfort me and feel better about what’s wrong, and i have no idea how I’m going to face next year and all the new challenges it will bring without her.  I’m just gong to miss her so much; i know I’ll still be able to see her but its just not totally the same as seeing her all day at school. So there’s some of my sad realizations for the day.  The End

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Oh Hey Look Another Blog Post

Once upon a time there was a magical bean.  The beans name was Henry; Henry was a bean.  Henry had lots of other bean family, but they looked a little different than Henry.  Henrys other bean family was a alot bigger than him; they were also silver.  So you can imagine the self image issues this gave Henry.  All he wanted was to do was to look like his family.  But no matter how much he ate or painted himself silver he never grew, or stayed that color silver.  One day Henry found a bean that looked just like him! This was a very exciting day for him because he’d never seen or talked to another thing that looked like him.  At that moment Henry had a realization.  He realized that it was weird that he ad never heard a word out of any of his family members, and it was also weird that none of them had ever moved a day in his life. (except when the wind blew) Everything became suspicious to him, so he brought his new friend to meet his family.  And sadly his friend had to break the tragic news to Henry.. Henry’s family was, in fact, a bunch of tin cans.  The End 

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A Blog Post

This is another blog post.  Nothing all that interesting.  Life’s not very fun right now, not a fan.  I don’t really like school currently, cause It’s stressful and I can”t focus because I’m overwhelmed.  But my brother’s doing better now after his surgery.  And my momma got home after three weeks, so that’s good because I missed her.  I also am not a fan of school right now cause there’s people that aren’t being very nice or good friends and that’s stupid. And that’s about it.  And i want summer to be here, but i dont want to be a senior.. so I don’t really know how that’s going to work out. The End

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Another Blog Post

Well nothing really fun happened in these last two weeks, but I went to Philly which was nice.  But I only was there for about a day which kinda sad but i got a Philly cheesesteak which are kinda definitely one of my favorite foods.  I like going there because I get to see all of the places where my moms family grew up.  It was a sad time because it was my grandpa funeral, but happy because i got to see my brother for a couple hours, which i only see him a couple times a year.  but man now Dan brought up how good the cheese steaks are and now all i want is one.. like they’re honestly sooo good

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Larry The Magical Squirrel

Once Upon A Time was a squirrel, his name was larry, larry was very sad.  One day larry found a magic acorn, the acorn was rainbow and sparkley.  When larry ate said acorn it made him fell all weird, so he decided to get another acorn.  By the time larry got another acorn he really felt weird and o his way to get another one people kept looking and starting at him.  Larry looked in a store window on the way to another park and realized that he too was rainbow and sparkly.  Since that day larry has always looked much more fabulous than all the other squirrels.   The End

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Leo the Turtle

Once upon a time was a turtle named Leo.  Leo loves to swim and run and play with all the other turtles.  But for some reason leo was alot better than all the other turtles at things like that.  Well not just better.. he was the only one that could really do all of them.  Leo never understood why this was, so leo just continued to learn how to do different things like climb trees and such.  Again all things that normal turtles couldn’t do.  Eventually Leo left his family of turtles to explore the world, and he found his explaination as to why he could do all these things that the other turtles couldn’t do.  The reason was that he wasn’t a turtle, not at all.  He was in fact a human...easy mistake.

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My Favorite Kind Of Days

So last week me and my amazinggggggggg friend Dana had the best time.  Whenever me and Dana hang out it’s the most chill and just hilarious time,cause we’re both idiots.  And then we can be idiots together.  Last week after an away basketball game we went back to Dana’s house.  We went to bed at 10:30 (lke two old ladys) which is weird for us because typically we stay up until about 4 a.m watching netflix.  So we went to bed like the old ladys that we are and then woke up at 9:30 ish and wanted to go to Grandmas kitchen but i forgot money so we had to break into my house so i could get money.  (just kiddng we found the key, so we only had to slightly break in.  Then we went to Grandma’s kitchen and sat and ate and drank coffee for about 3 hours (we drank alottttt of coffee) and as we e=were still sitting and talking my mom and came in so we just visited and had fun and all that good stuff.  Then after that we went to Pookies and found a bunch of ugly clothes and like one cute thing, and we bought stuff to make a scrapbook that were going to start together of our adventures together.  Then we went to walmart, i don’t remember why though.  Then we went home and Dana just got a bunch of play- doh for her birthday so Dana,Nate, and me all started making play-doh blls and started to have a “snowball fight” and we also played “ping-pong” it wasn’t ping-pong.  we stood on either side of a wall and smacked a play-doh ball back and forth to the other person.  I think the highest we got was 3 consecutive hits.  Then we watched the office and then went back to Walmart so that Nate could by Dana her (slightly late) birthday present.  We had some trouble buying the movie but we got it.  Oh also we played n the kids section for a while and i bounced a ball so hard it may or may not have lifted the ceiling pannel... oops.  then we went back to her house and watched the extended version of suicide squad (Danas birthday present from Nate) and that was about it.. well we made Nate take polaroids of us but anyways, close enough.  I luh her alot:)

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Unicorns Part 2

This part will be explaining the probable origin of the unicorn’s horn.

So when the lighting struck, the mini pony was eating a ice cream cone, and so when it struck it caused anti gravity so severe that it made the ice cream cone go through it’s head.  But don’t worry, it didn’t hurt because it turned into a rainbow cone before it went through it’s head, and rainbows feel like clouds so it didn’t hurt the little pony. By the time it made it through the pony’s head it was a beautiful rainbow horn.  To Be Continued...

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What Even Are Unicorns

What the heck even are unicorns?  One could argue that they aren’t anything, because according to some they aren’t real.  But to some they are very real, some people could spend their entire lives fixated on unicorns and still never get the answers they would hope to have.  A theory of how unicorns could have come to be is maybe one day, after a rainstorm, there was a rainbow in the sky.  But then there was an earthquake so huge, so violent that the rainbow actually fell out of the sky.  Basically at this point any type of logic that we have come to know was lost, and simultaneously with the rainbow falling out of the sky, lightning also struck.  And it struck a cute little mini pony, (because they are already slightly magical) the lightning made the unicorn grow and made the rainbow become one with the mini pony.  Which in turn is possibly how unicorns were made......ya know, if they are real and all...which who is to say if they are or not....or maybe they’re all just dead.;)     

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Dream or Reality, That is the Question

Just to preface all of this first none of this is at all factual, purely random things that I think about on the subject.

 I feel like if you didn't dream you would actually go insane because dreams are our brains way of coping with reality and all of it's faults.  Sometimes I think of what if you could never differentiate  between dreams and reality?  You would live in a constant state of uncertainty and most likely paranoia.  Some dreams would be fun to live in, in reality; but others would terrifying, bringing on the paranoia.  Paranoia would also probably come from never knowing if you can trust people of not because you never know if you're dreaming them up or not.  Also you would become a psychopath from all of these thing combined, and you would probably try to prevent yourself from sleeping in fear of dreaming, or what you think is the dream.  And you'd probably die.