captainsmalicesparrow
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.
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Took a wrong turn and fell down the rabbit hole.Film Grad/ArtistPirates of the Caribbean and Taylor Swift for life šŸ’˜
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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So according to recent wank started by prokopetz, Jareth from Labyrinth is a sexual predator of the pedophile variety. A lot of radfems in the replies are chest beating about problematic female fantasies and on god it's about to make me tear my hair out.
I mean I donā€™t know that I agree with him entirely on his analysis of Jarethā€™s villainy, but he is right that Jareth is - on the most basic level - most definitely preying on a teenage girl, and that he has very obvious sexual desire for her.Ā 
However,Ā if we take up the very valid interpretation that the whole adventure is a dream or a fantasy (and moreover her way of working through her feelings about her motherā€™s death, her fatherā€™s remarriage, and her departure from childhood), itā€™s also clear that Jareth represents a lot of Sarahā€™s anxiety about sexuality. She has recently gone through puberty. We are also told that she doesnā€™t date, and where is she on a weekend evening? Playing dress-up/pretend in the park by herself.*Ā 
Then Jareth shows up with his seductive voice and his extremely tight pants and begins making overtures. Moreover, we need to remember the overall context that he was played by David Bowie in 1986, a time when David Bowieā€™s face was almost definitely plastered over many a teen girlā€™s bedroom wall. He was, at the time, an absolute beacon of male sexuality for many girls and women.Ā 
Moreover, despite his creepy actions, I would argue that Jareth is still very obviously presented within the female gaze. He is lithe and elegant, heā€™s royalty, heā€™s magical, his clothes are tailored to show off his body in an erotic-but-not-too-erotic way, heā€™s self-controlled up until the point that he throws aside his dignity to beg her for love (Mr Darcy vibes, anyone?), his idea of a hot date is a fairy-tale ball and he even magics her a dress that every young preteen/teen girl dreams of, and on top of that, heā€™s shown being cute with kids! That is 100% female gaze material right there.
So basically, you have a story of an isolated girl who is clinging to her own childhood in order to maintain a sense of normalcy as her life falls apart, but who is also being faced with the unavoidable changes that come with adolescence - including sexuality. At the start of the film, we are shown that she is threatened by her step-mother assuming the role of her fatherā€™s wife and sexual partner. She is saddled with the very proof of that sexuality - her baby step-brother - who she obviously resents, partially because he is the embodiment of her step-motherā€™s entrance into the family, and perhaps partially because he is a symbol of something that very frequently comes along with adult womanhood (fertility and babies).Ā 
So she fantasises/dreams of a world where everything is confusing, with no clear answers, and life is unfair. In other words, adulthood. She also fantasises/dreams of a man who absolutely drips with a teenage girlā€™s version of eroticism, but who is also threatening and frightening at the same time - because guess what? Those desires and feelings can be very frightening and confusing when they first show up! And they can feel extremely demanding, too - just like Jareth.Ā 
Anyway, all that said, I disagree with @prokopetzĀ that Jareth symbolises predatory male sexuality, because it is very clear that he was written to simultaneously represent young girlsā€™ desires and anxieties about the unfamiliar world of sex and adulthood. And for young teen girls like myself who watched that movieā€¦yeah, it damn well worked. Thereā€™s a reason a lot of us remember that movie fondly, and why it continues to fuel a lot of fantasies today. I would also disagree that he is the villain. Heā€™s an antagonist, surely, but the real villain is Sarahā€™s own uncertainty and fear.
Of course, obviously, if you want to take a literalist interpretation of the story, then yeah, Jareth is a predatory villain, but I would argue that a literalist interpretation is missing the point of the film entirely. And Iā€™m not surprised that radfems are missing that point by a country mile.
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* Personally, as a ND woman who can very distinctly remember the experience of being a ND teenage girlā€¦yeah, this movie really resonated with me at the time for obvious reasons, and Iā€™d say that itā€™s very safe to also read Sarah as a ND girl who has been traumatised by the death of her mother.
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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so you mean to tell me that in the space of two years taylor swift has released 3 albums, a christmas song, soundtrack songs for cats, a documentary, a song for said documentary, a live concert movie, a studio sessions film AND sheā€™s currently re-recording all her albums again?!??
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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sparrington + text posts
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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this year Iā€™m going to be sexier eviler and more bi
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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Fitz about the Fool: ā€œHe looked like a creature of sun and sky.ā€
Fitz about Jinna: ā€œShe had a good faceā€
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Playing around with recreating the Cardigan music video on my Animal Crossing New Horizons game šŸ˜…
Have spent most of my day literally crying at Evermore not gonna lie
She is my idol and I love her so much šŸ˜­
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šŸŽ¶ You drew stars around my scars but now Iā€™m bleeding šŸŽ¶ best birthday gift ever šŸ˜ @taylorswift official Folklore cardigan! Also got a framed photo of the lyrics to Lover šŸ’˜ #taylorswift #cardigan #folklore #thefolklorealbum #merchandise #lover #swiftieforever https://www.instagram.com/p/CIiYLEWBgPB/?igshid=rm7yntc1hvm2
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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Kennit: Etta, show Wintrow what it means to be a man ;) at night ;) in private ;) give him something only you can give him ;) he could use ;) some womanly ;) instruction ;)
Etta, later that day: Wintrow, Kennit thinks I should teach you how to stab people
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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Iā€™ve done this 3 times over the last few months and every time I get Verity wtf
I did a thing guys!! šŸ˜„
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Which Realm of the Elderlings character are you most like?
Take the quiz to find out!
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John Howeā€™s illustrations for Robin Hobb will always take my breath away
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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the fool: doesnā€™t pay attention to fitz and fitz only for three seconds
fitz: maybe our friendship was never as deep as i thought it to be. maybe he doesnā€™t love me as much as i love him. i am so alone.Ā 
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Heterosexual ways to describe your bro
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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every single post ive seen hating on taylor swift lately is insane and if the name was switched w literally any other woman youd call it misogyny. some of u need to go stream love story and calm down hating her doesnt make u cool or fun or sexy itā€™s just sad
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Taylor šŸ™ŒšŸ»
were you in an artistā€™s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal
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captainsmalicesparrow Ā· 4 years ago
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STFU HOW DID WE GET FROM THIS TO THISšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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