captains-simp
Friendly Neighbourhood Whore
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captains-simp · 9 months ago
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still alive?
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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be honest am i funny
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.
in case no one’s told you in a while. you are valid.
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Barb said “I have two hands.” ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 2.14
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Im okay!!
Got my college interview on Wednesday
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Good luck bestie!!! You're gonna do amazing!!
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Hiiiiii
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How's it goin bestie??
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Hiiiii!!
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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handsome women covered in blood. reblog.
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping.......... most blessed feeling in the world
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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brielarson: Thank you #SuperNintendoWorld & @UniStudios for transporting me & my friends to the Mushroom Kingdom 😭🍄❤️ @NintendoAmerica
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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BRIE LARSON as Tess FAST X (2023) dir. Louis Leterrier
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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gays ruined the word hole for eternity
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Fhoandkssjka hiiiii I miss you!!
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Brie’s recent insta posts are a hot way to propose and I accept
She could literally get me to do anything looking like that😵‍💫
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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captains-simp · 2 years ago
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Bro her instagram right now-
NO COS FBSKSJAKAHAKKA I've been losing my shit over it 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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