captainrex-of-the-501st

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Hello mister Captain. I am so glad that you are alive. I saw you failing from a roof with The Jedi, I thought you were dead

Thank you for permission to stay

Still have a lot to do before then.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Hello captain Rex! I was wondering if you weren’t assigned to work with Anakin what Jedi would you want to work with?

I think it's important to mention that General Skywalker is one of the best men I know. And I am truly proud to be serving under his command. The way he cares and looks after his men isn't as common as you'd think.

But on the basis of the question, I don't think I'd mind serving under General Plo Koon for an extended period. He is truly admirable.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

If you're trying to get me to believe that, you're gonna have to try a lot harder. One doesn't make it this far by being easy to break.

@hidden-apprentice

Start.... Running your little uprising will be squashed!

Running? Now that doesn't sound like something I'd do

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Sometimes I'm just trying to hold it together

Obi-Wan: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The 501st: Awwww- Obi-Wan: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The 501st: Oh.

@fallen-skyguy @snipster-tano @captainrex-of-the-501st @fives-not-5

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

It did help, actually. More lives would've been lost if we didn't do things our way. The right way.

@hidden-apprentice

Start.... Running your little uprising will be squashed!

Running? Now that doesn't sound like something I'd do

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Good to know, I have a reputation

@hidden-apprentice

Start.... Running your little uprising will be squashed!

Running? Now that doesn't sound like something I'd do

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

@hidden-apprentice

Start.... Running your little uprising will be squashed!

Running? Now that doesn't sound like something I'd do

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

I think there's a point in there somewhere.

You should cook something

Right, here's the only recipe I know.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

I was just glad to finally get back at him

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Jesse can't cook either.

You should cook something

Right, here's the only recipe I know.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Everyone knows it was absolutely related

You should cook something

Right, here's the only recipe I know.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Is nothing in this life sacred? Like my ability to not get thrown around?

If I have a third Jedi starting to throw me around, I'm just done.

Ryder, you're general is being reckless again. And I hear her and Skywalker might try a plan involving throwing @captainrex-of-the-501st again.

@theres-thejediway-orthefunway @skyguy-is-gonna-fly-by guys, please don't. He got really mad last time, he was cussing out a batch of shinies for no reason for at least an hour.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

No one was criticising last time, most of them were too injured to talk.

Clones as things I thought to myself while baking

Echo: No one has time for your life story, I'm trying to feed my children (has no children)

Fives: These aren't the juciest lemons I've worked with, but they're alright.

Tup: *Cracking eggs* sorry unborn chickies :((

Fox: If anyone comes into the kitchen while I'm in here I'll kill them and then myself.

Fives: *measuring vanilla extract* I should pour some of this in a shot glass and drink it.

Fox: "Do not overmix this batter" Or what, you're gonna call the cops on me?

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

It is a pretty important question. Everyone is asking.

Are you a natural blonde or a dyeing man?

Alright, if "people on the holonet" really want to know..

I'll answer your question with another set of questions.

Do I look like I have the time to constantly re-dye and keep up with it?

Have you people really never seen other blonde clones?

I'll also mention that some campaigns leave us out for months at a time.

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Are you a natural blonde or a dyeing type of man?

Oh, there was a second question.

Wait- this was your super important question?

Do you really want to know?

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Now, I will inquire about the most important and thought about question on the entire holonet

Oh? And what might that be?

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

When Fives is actually agreeing with me about something, the general should know he's wrong

So... Question time.