captainnaustralia
Captain Australia
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captainnaustralia · 7 days ago
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captainnaustralia · 27 days ago
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My wife, eating pumpkin cheesecake and finishing a story about the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to her in this hotel room: so that's the worst thing to ever happen to me.
-short pause-
Her: WAIT! MY DAD DIED!
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captainnaustralia · 2 months ago
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
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captainnaustralia · 2 months ago
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everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
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captainnaustralia · 2 months ago
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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
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captainnaustralia · 3 months ago
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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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#dirty minds worldwide
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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do NOT separate them
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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feeling so many feelings about all of this
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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any ideas guys
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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thank god for Vic Michaelis
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captainnaustralia · 5 months ago
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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captainnaustralia · 6 months ago
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I just had top surgery! And I'm taking the entire month of June off of work so I can recover, so you know what that means...
NANOWRIMO: JUNE EDITION
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