captainkay
captainkay
THAT IS A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LASERS
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captainkay · 8 hours ago
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You light up my life - 26x32” acrylic on canvas. Sold.
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captainkay · 8 hours ago
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This is worth taking note of.
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captainkay · 8 hours ago
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Remember kids, the government will test out their bullshit on minor citizens and if that’s successful they’ll move on to adult citizens.
That anti-abortion trafficking law that says if you bring a minor out-of-state for an abortion without parental permission? If successful, they’ll try it on adults next.
The ‘Kids Online Safety Act?’ If successful, they’ll monitor and censor content for adults, too.
The anti-trans healthcare for children Supreme Court case that’s going on right now? Same deal. If they can get it so they can deny trans kids care, that opens the door to prevent trans healthcare for adults, too.
And if you support any of these for any reason, you support censorship and the state controlling aspects of your life. Protect kids’ rights because if they can successfully take legislate away the ability for a minor to travel for healthcare, their ability to use the internet, and their ability to get gender affirming care, they will come for your ability next.
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captainkay · 11 hours ago
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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captainkay · 11 hours ago
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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
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captainkay · 11 hours ago
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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
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captainkay · 12 hours ago
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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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captainkay · 12 hours ago
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Windows 7
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Windows 7 is the next release of Microsoft Windows, an operating system produced by Microsoft.
Windows 7 is intended to be an incremental upgrade with the goal of being fully compatible with existing device drivers, applications, and hardware
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captainkay · 12 hours ago
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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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captainkay · 13 hours ago
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What it says on the tin, plus some simple explanations of who has the power to do what.
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.
[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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do you ever just suddenly feel the weight of more years of exhaustion than you’ve been alive
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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i think we all need reminded that being told "no" isn't a secret word that means "actually i hate your guts and hope you die" it just means no
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captainkay · 14 hours ago
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