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The sims team seriously needs to talk to the CC creators when they are making sims 5 and any other sims 4 packs. This shit is so much better than the stuff in the expansions. 

You can find all my items by searching “ PV ” in game

Enjoy ☺

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CHRIS PINE   The Rake Magazine, October 2022

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Chris Pine as Edgin in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

I’m a planner. I make plans. He also plays the lute. Not relevant.

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Anyone else with a praise kink have a mild freak out when Chris Pine said "good girl" in the Don't Worry Darling trailer? No? Just me? Well okay then.

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Cycle 2 of TTC was a fail. It has provided some great infertility based ideas for a fanfic. Who wants to read sad shit?

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Why do people stop commenting on fics if they’re more than a week or two old? Please comment on old fics. Tell me you like my one shot from 2014. Tell me you like my old multi-chap I finished in 2016 that I spent a year writing. I will be fucking thrilled.

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Week 2 of fertility/cycle regulation routine: I’m. So. Emotional. Like so emotional that my dog was so cute it made me cry. Whenever he does something cute I cry. Is this what normally happens during a period?

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Why is it so expensive for lesbians to make babies?! Gah!

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No. I’m assigned to the Enterprise. Zoe Saldana as ‘Nyota Uhura’ in Star Trek (2009)

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No amount of gifsets can ever do this justice.

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IIIIIIII....

Don’t want a LOT for Christmaaaaas….

THEEEEERE is just One Thing IIII neeeed….

I don’t care aBOUT the PRESents UUUUUUUUNDERrrneath the ChristMas Treeeee

I just want you for mY  OoOwnnnn……

MOOOOOOOOOOORE than youuuu could EV ER knoooow….

Make myyy wishcome truuuuuuUUuuUuuUuE

AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I want for CHRISTmaaaaaaas….. 

IIIIIIiiIIiiIIiis….

YooOoOouuuuu

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Hey everybody!

I know I’m hardly around anymore, and writing has become a rare hobby now. But I wanted to check in on you all. Tonight has been terrifying for US residents. If you live in this shit show of a country, remember to breathe, pray or send energy to whatever you believe in, and wait for every single mail in vote to be counted. I know it is nauseating, I know it’s tempting to give up hope. Try and stay strong, and take care of yourself. If you need me, I will be comfort eating and staring at my puppies like they are the sweetest little shitheads in the world.

-Daphne

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Chris Pine in Into the Woods (2014)

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Don’t get me wrong, I do love Solas, but like…

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Hey guys!

It’s been ages since I have posted, but life is crazy. And guess what? I’m adding to the crazy and we are getting a puppy!!! Her name is going to be Mingo, like Flamingo. Anyways, my wife is doing a sale on her new print shop to celebrate. Any purchases get a free print as a gift. Here are some examples of her work and the link to her page. Buying any of these prints will help us prepare for puppyhood by buying crates, new shelves to keep things out of Minho’s reach and so much more. Any shares or purchases are GREATLY appreciated.

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What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by.... Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about new, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.