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Rock n roll! That's cool.

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?

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That's lovely! Please remind me again though, who's Sunny Bunny again? (I suck with names, sry)

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?

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That's nice! That's nice. I uhh got into Legos!

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?

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Thanks! Good, good. How was yours? If you celebrate Christmas, that is.

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?

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Cheerful werewolf concealing a sadistic desire to see people fall from grace and suffer~

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STOP BULLYING CYN RAHHHHHH

(I am being so nice to the Cyn)

In many worlds it comes to light that Tessa’s mind is still kicking inside the solver.

How bout it CYN(if you even are her). Imagine Tessa emergence taking the tail, your last piece of autonomy, the one who’s legacy you shat on.

I DONT LIKE THIS.

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Hooway I did a wobbewy

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

*looks over from writing a memoir with the mun* yes? What seems to be so urgent?

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PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

RAHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

Hey Louisa

*looks over from writing a memoir with the mun* yes? What seems to be so urgent?

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everyone say thank you hideo kojima

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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

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On the twelfth day of Soulsmas, the Lord of Cinder gave to me... twelve DLC woes, eleven long-ass ladders, ten fetch quest items, nine beasts a-biting, Eight Patches trolling, Seven cliffs to fall from, Six suits of armour, Fiiiiiive sunken kings, Four Lord souls, Three new OCs, Two OP bosses, And a branch picked from an erdtree~

Posted with permission of @justbabyme, @redsixwing, @hunteralienperson and @waking-ophanophore who wrote this song in our Soulsborne server together.

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It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that today is the most Wednesday-ist day of the year

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First of all, I'm really sorry about what happened for ya. Take as much time as you need.

Second, sorry for sending an ask I just figured you ought to get warned.

Mod here: it’s all good man, just putting this here for ppl to know I’m closing my asks for now THANK U FOR WARNING ME!!!

(Gonna reblog on my main as well and closing all my asks..)

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@ghoulinfuschia spraying j with dirty brown water

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(Not head cannon, sorry)

Thank you for the warning! As I cannot see pictures of people I don't follow, I know to simply delete asks with pictures in them. Also, on this blog I normally don't get any picture asks anyway and if, they are usually attached to a headcanon.

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A gore ask raid may be coming on the 25th! It would probably be a good idea to shut down asks for the time.

woah thanks for telling me! Will be shutting asks down for now,,,,

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