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@breadscrisis J PLUSH DANCE OFF!!!

YOUR TURN (only if you want to of course)

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🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨

NEW LUPU FANART DROPPED

NOT MY ART

Weep. For now you have witnessed perfection, and shall never more reach this height./j

By the ONE, THE ONLY! https://www.tumblr.com/canadiannationalfox?source=share

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Novice commissions for cheap!

Commissions are=OPEN

Payment is done through PayPal and all prices listed are USD

NO NSFW, NO KINK, NO SMUT, NO POLITICS

Art Commissions: $5 dollars

6x9, Alcohol Marker on paper

(examples)

Note: I work best with my listed fandoms and portraiture. Also I work best with single subjects.

Writing Commissions: $5 dollars per 1000 words. MAX: 3000 WORDS

Fandoms

Overlord

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva boss

Murder Drones

Metal Gear Solid

Fallout

Dark Souls

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...noooooooo...

Hey Cyn! Here, have some oil :)

Aw, thank you-

..Wait, is this oil on a hook?

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I'M AGING I'M AGING

Ahhhhhh...

we lost dah packhacg

*dissolves into ash*

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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BUH J

WE

LOST

DAH

PAHCKHAGE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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TESSBAH

TESSDAH

TEGGAH

TESSA

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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FRIGGGGG...

CRABPPPP...

WE LOST DAH PACKHAG

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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WE LOST DAH PACKHAG TESSA UGH DAH PACKHAG

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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UGHHHGGH I LOST DAH PACKHAG

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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Hey Tessa, I'm back now! ...

Where is my package?

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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*The package consumes itself in a split second.*

Hey Tessa mind if I leave my package here while I use the salons bathroom?

I'm not gonna wait for your response, thanks!

WAIT! THE TOILET DOESN'T WORK THERE'S NO WATER! *sighs in defeat* *she anticipates an ambush for the box, putting out a second identical box, switching the right box to be under J's desk, she waits, holding the box with her legs under the desk with an iron clad grip from her disassembly drone legs*

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IT IS NOT THIS SERIOUS RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

/j

lol it was a prankkkkkkk that's not the cube of eternal suffering!

IT'S THE CUBE OF ETERNAL PENS

And that wasn't the RATMAN!

THAT WAS THE PEN MAN

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RELEASEE MEEEEE

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Yo, peep this J done by the great @canadiannationalfox !

Again, @canadiannationalfox . They are offering emergency commissions.

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Reblog if you're adopting the lil goobers

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Emergency Commissions - Simple pose simplified/chibi Murder Drones characters no background $5 USD each for lineart $8 USD for coloured, additional character $2 more 8 slots open for now PAYPAL ONLY

direct message me for info.

Traditional media.

Examples: