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Captain Golden Pants
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captaingoldenpants · 1 day ago
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Sir Pentious wants his pizza.
(More roadtrip impressions.
Eggonyourleg - Sir Pentious
VolticGlitch - Charlie / Vaggie )
*For more go:
youtube.com/@volticglitch
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captaingoldenpants · 10 days ago
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NUH UH KTS TRUE I REAS THR QUARTERLY
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
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DID YOU ORDER CYN MURDER SUPPLIES... USING THE COMPANY CREDIT CARD!!???!???!?
FALSE ACCUSATIONS!!!
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captaingoldenpants · 10 days ago
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Things you can do to help someone while they're in psychosis in a psych ward:
Bring them necessities like soap and clothing and good toothbrushes. After being forced into gowns for a while it's really nice to be able to wear something personal and comfy. It's also nice to take care of yourself when coming back to reality. When realizing you haven't washed in ages a good shower is beyond awesome
Bring things to distract them like books and magazines that suit their interests. Hospitals can be incredibly boring. They can also most certainly feel like jail. It's brutal sometimes. These places have the bare minimum and any little bit of this helps a lot
Visit to show moral support even when they can't communicate or keep their eyes open from sedation. Physical company helps a lot of the time
Accompany them for walks when permitted. Feeling the wind or seeing trees or stars after being unable to for a long time is priceless
Keep them company by calling them after visiting hours end
Gift them coffee or comfort food. They can be big sources of endorphins. Something yummy will always be yummy no matter how detached from the world you get... provided things like delusions don't get in the way
Remain calm if they lose their composure. It personally tended to help me ground myself or lessen the panic I was having. People who were reactionary to me in a negative way defeated the purpose of being around me at the time
Show good vibes. When living a mental nightmare this can help improve state of mind or even delusions and hallucinations. Like even a smile can help tons ngl
Keep patient and don't take things personally. I had my own mother and doctors yelling at me because I wasn't acting the way they liked and it made things so so much worse
Understand that someone unwell might have a long grueling road of recovery ahead of them. Best thing to do is accept them regardless of what occurs
Advocate for their personal needs such as dietary preferences
This of course is all dependent on what's allowed at the psych ward
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captaingoldenpants · 16 days ago
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💛💜💛nuziv
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captaingoldenpants · 16 days ago
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They are sillies
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captaingoldenpants · 17 days ago
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No the tape is just there because her wings don't work
Opinion on Plush you obtaining FLIGHThttps://www.tumblr.com/captaingoldenpants/773163240418082816?source=share
Is she flying against her will?
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captaingoldenpants · 17 days ago
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captaingoldenpants · 21 days ago
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CHICKEN BUTT
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Oh thank you! It's you! Someone to help keep my monster of a mother away. What ever is the wonderful news you have Captain Goldenpants?
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captaingoldenpants · 21 days ago
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Guess what?
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Hey Louisa
Oh thank you! It's you! Someone to help keep my monster of a mother away. What ever is the wonderful news you have Captain Goldenpants?
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captaingoldenpants · 24 days ago
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Chat the hyper fixation is taking over
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captaingoldenpants · 26 days ago
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Desperate Plea: to all tumblr community – from Gaza🍉‼️ 🥀
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
"My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.🍉"
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I beg you, I kiss your feet, to help my son.
Please Donate now:👇
https://gofund.me/46d97a28
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captaingoldenpants · 26 days ago
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Be patient and compassionate with yourself and your health. You gain nothing by beating yourself up over having a bad day. 🌸
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captaingoldenpants · 28 days ago
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I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.
I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -
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For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.
Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this
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captaingoldenpants · 1 month ago
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Rock n roll! That's cool.
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?
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captaingoldenpants · 1 month ago
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That's lovely! Please remind me again though, who's Sunny Bunny again? (I suck with names, sry)
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?
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captaingoldenpants · 1 month ago
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That's nice! That's nice. I uhh got into Legos!
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?
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captaingoldenpants · 1 month ago
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Thanks! Good, good. How was yours? If you celebrate Christmas, that is.
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Hey Sheila
Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?
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