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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin

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i just log in here, show serious signs of mental illness and call it a day

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"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

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This

True love is having sex in a blanket fort you built together.

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Andrew Garfield: “To heal the most traumatic moment of his own life through doing it for his younger brother. Making sure that he didn’t have the same fate, there’s something cosmically beautiful about that. It meant getting a second chance at saving Gwen.”

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts Screenplay by Chris McKenna & Erik Sommers

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2021 🙌

hey do me a favor and reblog this if you’re still in the criminal minds fandom. i want to see how many are still here in 2020. so far it seems like a good amount but i’m curious

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He's right and he should say it

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Ask me some, im so bored

weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

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ma’khia bryant was a 16 year old Black girl who called the police for help as she was getting mugged but was shot and killed with no warning minutes before the verdict for derek chauvin’s case was announced. here is the official gofundme for ma’khia, organized by her family. please boost this post and donate if you can.

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There has be be more awareness for this!

STOP ASIAN HATE

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are you really best friends if you don’t pick out names and map out the lifes of your imaginary triplets?

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How can a man look this good? 😳😍

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no strings on me

chapter 1 

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There were a lot of people here. Ofcourse I expected people but this is a lot. Tony was trowing another party to celabrate the avengers for bringing down another HYDRA base. Well you know Tony he sees an excuse for a party he takes it with both hands. Im just talking to Sam, A friend Steve made. About sports.  'The thing about heavy weight kickboxers is that every hit can be the one, So you're way more on edge.' I say while taking a sip of my red fernandes in a wine glass.  'Yes but if you want to see a good fight you have to watch the middle weight. They really got that technique.' Sam says.  'Yeah thats true.' I say taking another sip. Fernandes is basicly just licuid sugar but its good.  'That better not be wine in that glass there young lady.' I hear dad say from behind me in his 'dad' voice.  'Don't worry I would never give her that. Its just some kind of red soda.' Nat says joining us.  'Well I'm going to play some pool with some old dudes. See ya.' Sam says clinging his beer bottle against your glass.  'Tony told me to tell you guys he's having a little afterparty in the livingroom for avengers and crew only.' Nat says smiling at your dad for just a second to long. Im not stupid something is going on between those two.  We walk into the livingroom and see the other avengers laughing and eating chinese. I grap a plate and dump some food not there, And sit down on the couch next to thor.  'It's physics!' Tony says. 'Physics.' My dad agrees. Tony graps thors hammer that is standing on the table. 'So if i lift it, i just rule asguard?"  Thor laughs. 'Yeah ofcourse. '  'I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta.' Tony tries to lift the hammer but fails 'I'll be right back.' wearing his armored hand, Stark tries to lift the hammer again and fails. wearing their armored hands, tony and Rhodey both try to lift Thor's hammer. 'Are you even pulling?' 'Are you on my team? 'Just represent. pull!'  My dad stands up next and pulls, He fails and tries to transform into the hulk but fails. Everybody looks at him a bit weird except for Nat she just grins at him. I swear something is going on between them. Dad sits back down again.  I give Steve a little push in the back. "Come on Steve no presure.' I laugh. Steve stands up scruching his shoulders. He graps the hammer and pulls. I dont know if i saw it wrong but I swear I saw it move a bit. Steve pulls again but he can't lift it.  'Nothing.' Thor nervously laughs. I think he saw it move too.  'And?'  'Widow.' dad asks. 'Oh no.' Nat says 'Thats not a question I need answered. 'All deference for the man who wouldn't be king. But it's rigged.' Tony says.  'You bet your ass it is.' Clint replies. 'Oh steve.' hill remarks 'He said a bad lanuage word.  Steve turns Towards Tony. 'Did you tell everybody that?'  But Tony just completely ignores him. 'The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation?' Thor leans back and laughs. 'Yes, well that's, uh, that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one.' he gets up and lifts his hammer and flips it. 'You're all not worthy. there's a chorus of disagreement from the others. sudenly there's a loud screeching noise, causing everyone to cover their ears. i let my hands down as it fades. from the background rises a broken robot.  'Worthy... No... How could you be worthy? You're all killers.' Everybody seems confused not knowing whats happening.  'Stark.' Steve says asking for an explination from him. Tony starts saying a lot of stuff i can't hear. im backing off to get away from that robot incase it wants to hurt anybody. Because im not an avenger I cant keep a killer robot from killing me. Suddenly a whole group of robots fly into the room and attac us. I get pushed behind a couch by Nat. She graps my head and holds me down against her. I try to breathe through it. Just nose in mouth out. The guys and Maria are fighting the robots. The fighting dies down.  'That was dramatic! I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to...evolve?' it picks up one of the dismembered robots. 'With these? These puppets? There's only one path to peace: The Avengers' extinction.' Thor throws his hammer at Ultron and smashes him to pieces. after Thor destroys his body, Ultron starts singing 'I had strings, in the labut now I'm free. There are no strings on me, no strings on me.'

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prologue

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It was the dream of many people. Living with the avengers.  A supersoldier out of time, A genius, billionaire, playboy, phlanfrothist, An ex-assassin, A deadly archer, A litteral GOD, and a sientist with anger issues. Or as i know them:  Steve, Tony, Nat, Clint, Thor and dad.  There are not a lot of people who know I exist. When my dad was younger he had a girlfriend who he broke up with after a year of dating. After breaking up with him my mother found out she was pregnant but didnt tell my dad. She gave birth and dropped me on my dads doorstep, Knocked and then walked away. She never reached out to me again. Not that i mind. My dad and I are doing great on our own. After the whole hulk/abonation thing happend me and dad moved away. To get away from the stress. But then S.H.I.E.L.D came and took us back to a hellacarier. For a 12 year old that was all pretty bizarre. My dad had to help get some kind of weird cube called the tesseract back from some phyco named Loki. During a fight on the hellacarier my dad lost control and turned into the other guy and was send of the ship. After the fight ended Tony and Steve figured out Loki was going to Stark tower and went over there to fight him but what they didnt expect was a army of alien destoing the city. So they had to fight that too. After the fight Loki was sended back to some planet called asguard with Thor to serve his sentence there. After Loki was gone everyboy went their seperate way. Steve went on on his own and found out S.H.I.E.L.D was corupted by some nazi group called HYDRA. And then brought down S.H.I.E.L.D/HYDRA. Nat and Clint went their own way. But Nat later helped Steve with the whole S.H.I.E.L.D situation. And Tony, me and dad also went out own way. We stayed at Tonys house and builded a lot of stuff in his labs. Tony is acually a pretty nice and cool guy if he likes you. And now here we are. 2 years later. on a Stark party to celabrate the succes of the avengers for bringing down another HYDRA base.

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Avengers bernie sanders mittens memes.

(i made these please do not use without giving credit)

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cuties. pietro maximoff x reader

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You had a crappy day.  When you had tried to start your car this moring it wouldn't start. Your boss yelled at you for something you didn't do. he also made you work an hour longer. And when you were walking home, because you missed you bus. you tripped and scraped your knee. You just wanted to drop down on your bed and sleep until tomorrow.  You opened your frontdoor to your house. An unknown smell entered your nose when you walked in. You dropped your bag on the ground.  'Pietro?' You yelled through the house to you boyfriend. 'I'm home!' You walked to the livingroom and saw your boyfriend of 3 years standing there. He was holding 3 puppies. They we're adorable.  'Hey princessa. I wanted to buy you a puppy to cheer you up and then I saw these. And when the seller said they were siblings I couldn't serperate them so I bought them all. Aren't they cute?'  You look at him and then at the puppies. They were the cutest puppies you've seen.  'But Pietro you know I'm allergic to dogs and cats.' You say sadly. 'Yeah but that is okay. These dogs are ani-allergic. So we can keep them without you getting sick!' You smile at him and stretch you hands to take one of the puppies. It was fluffy and soft.  'Do you have names already?' You ask.  'No, I thought we could do that together. The one you're holding is a girl and the other two are boys.' He says putting the pups down.  'Maybe we can do Misha for the girl?' You ask looking at his face to see his reaction.  'Yes! That's perfect! And now the boys what do you think of... Buck. You know after your bestfriend.' You laugh. 'He would be honored. Buck it is then.' And the other one?' 'Maybe Bumper?' No I don't really think that is the right name. Maybe something like Rico?' Pietros face lits up. 'Yes! That would be perfect!' I put Misha down to let her play with her brothers.  They start play fighting and runnning.  Pietro puts a hand around my shoulders and pulls me close. We both watch our little babies.  'They are so cute.' You say. 'They got that from her mother.' He replies laughing.   ‘i love you so much pietro.’ ‘i love you too baby.’