captainfrenzyfries
Captain Frenzy Fries
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captainfrenzyfries · 11 days ago
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Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free
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captainfrenzyfries · 20 days ago
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i wanna talk about this shot
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captainfrenzyfries · 20 days ago
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gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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lame ass gadgetjob
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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bunch of spams cause someone is obsessed with him currently
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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captainfrenzyfries · 22 days ago
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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad
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captainfrenzyfries · 23 days ago
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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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captainfrenzyfries · 23 days ago
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i love showing this gif to my friends whenever i become incapable of speech to show that im fine but its just shut up time now
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captainfrenzyfries · 23 days ago
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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captainfrenzyfries · 23 days ago
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reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
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captainfrenzyfries · 23 days ago
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Microdosing friendship by liking each other's posts and sending a single dm back and forth every 6 months.
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