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#lovemyhusband #supporthubby

American Pyscho scene redraw

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He's so joyous

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its only 6 years vro

YALL

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Happy pride from your new friends at Grizzco. Pride month may be over but gay bears are forever, or something

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Using AI to write fics or books is gross.

Using AI to generate images for your fics is gross.

Tracing AI pics (images generated using stolen art, mind you) is gross.

Selling those traced images as commissions is also gross.

I will never support people who do any of this. It's ruining our fandom, and it sucks.

Support real artists and writers. Say no to AI

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Hey!! It's official, I'm doing a thing where you can enter to have your splatoon oc drawn by me, possibly with your favorite character!

The way you'd enter is by creating something relating to my story "A New Home", for example a:

-drawing

-drabble

-short presentation

-if you have any other ideas, feel free to ask!

The due date is July 10th!

If you have any questions, please ask!

You may post your thing and @ me, or send it to me via DMs!

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A New Home Ch. 39

Various! Splatoon Manga x Skilled! Isekai'd! Reader

Wc: 1k

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He comforted Prince, petting his tentacles once again. You're not too surprised to see that Prince is big on physical affection.

Eventually, the three of you went back to sleep, after a small cup of tea and some chatting. Emperor would gloat about past battles, but it wasn't in the way you'd expect. He'd often speak highly of his teammates, appearing proud of them more than simply 'Oh we're better than everyone haha'. He seemed genuine, as if they were his family. They probably were his family now. Emperor, the eldest, N-pacer, the older sister, Edging Jr., the middle brother, and Prince, the youngest.

The true family.

You weren't sure what to do with yourself the following day. You had a notably very nice breakfast- near feast- with team Monarch. They were all so kind to you: Offering you juice or whatever beverage you wanted, asking if the food was okay, making sure your plate was taken care of. ..Asking how your family was.

Right, Emperor was the only one that knew why you were homeless for the moment. The others just assumed Prince brought a friend home. That's... oddly sweet, actually. How they didn't even bother with asking for any kind of explanation, letting Prince be happy with his friend. You smiled softly as they chatted amongst themselves, leaving your chin in the palm of your hand due to being finished your food before the rest of them.

Before you left, not wanting to intrude any further, Prince claimed to have a small gift for you. It was originally for him, but it didn't fit him yet, but he wanted to give it a good use.

It was a fairly flat gold ring with a small crown symbol engraved on it. It was flat so that it wouldn't mess with the way whoever wore it held their weapon. The two brothers guided you to the gates, waving you goodbye. You then noticed something on Emperor's left hand- a matching gold ring. That's sweet, knowing that Prince and he were supposed to have matching rings. You almost felt bad accepting the gift afterwards, but Prince assured you it suited you much more and he could always get another one.

After you left, Emperor turned to his brother and thanked him, smiling.

"Thank you for the cover-up story, Prince."

Prince giggled and covered his mouth with his hand before whispering:

"Someone's got a cruuush~"

Emperor shot him a playful glare paired with a roll of his eyes.

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You decided you'd do some Salmon Run to fill your time.

You played on your phone, waiting for your teammates after putting on your slopsuit. You smiled as you scrolled through your gallery, going through memories you've captured with your family and the S4, as well as other teams like the blue team and Gloves' team.

Your first teammate arrived and you paid them no mind as they changed into their Salmon Run gear. Eventually you looked up at them to try to gauge how skilled they appeared, hoping you'd end up with a good teammate. Unlike in game, whoever walks in first goes to work, no matter if they're a go-getter or profreshional. What you weren't expecting was a pair of cyan eyes staring right back at you through the lenses of a gasmask.

"Ah..."

You sat frozen for a moment, as did Mask.

Well, no matter the circumstances, you were both here to work.

"So, um, are you here so you can buy a new game?"

He nods, continuing to get ready for his shift.

It was an awkward few minutes of silence, many questions on your mind. You couldn't help but choose one to ask. In a small voice, you mustered:

"Is the S4 doing okay?"

"...Whaaat do you meaaan?"

"I mean with... the whole idea that you're from a game."

"I thiiink it's kinda cool. They're doing okay."

He paused for a moment,

"This world is very real to us, riiiight? I don't seeee the issue. And I thiiiink they're beginniiiing to get over it tooooo."

You sigh in relief, and Mask looks at you with curiosity. Out of all the questions you could have asked, you asked if they were okay? Did you not care if they hated you? What they thought of you? Only if they were doing okay?

You're an interesting squid, he'll give you that.

Soon enough, two others rolled in - literally - to Grizz.co. Goggles and Gloves.

Goggles swiftly tacked you in a hug, still excited about your big win. You hugged him back and ruffled his tentacles, enjoying the simpleness of his actions. Things weren't so complicated with him. And they didn't have to be. After your interaction, Gloves dabs you up, and fistbumps you, also proud of your win against Emperor.

Mask watched from afar, curiosity in his gaze. You confused him. So much was happening in your life, yet you were still able to enjoy it? Shouldn't you hate life right now? Shouldn't you be working at Grizz.co to forget your worries?

The thing he was most confused about is how he couldn't hate you, despite you seemingly enjoying life. You made the best out of what you had and he didn't hate you for it. If anything, maybe he even lo- no, no. Surely not. That was too far.

But he didn't hate you, he knew that much.

Soon enough, you were sent off to Spawning Grounds with Mask, Goggles and Gloves by your side. You chatted in the helicopter with Goggles, talking about your recent battle and how your teams were doing.

Mask knew it must've hurt to talk about, yet you continued to force a smile, subtly encouraging Goggles to talk about his own team.

Mask analysed you carefully as you battled. You especially seemed to be good at reviving your teammates and protecting them. You really were good at caring for others. You were patient with Gloves and Goggles, teaching them how to take down the bosses.

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May.25.24

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aaa art fight themes this year are so nice... this is actually gonna be my first one, so yippeee very excited. team stardust babyyy

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H-h-h-h-hey guys...

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Art fight... AHHHHHH

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Class doodles😪😪😪

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HUH??????

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This

Rock On!☆

Rider x Rockstar! Reader - Headcanons

Wc: 0.4k

A/N: Please feel free to comment your ideas too!!

Masterlist

☆Him learning about your music through a song that grabs his attention at one of Aloha's parties

☆ Him becoming a secret massive fan of your work, now he's always got headphones on, cherishing your voice and music

☆Eventually you begin to recognize him at your concerts, especially after he gets VIP tickets but is too shy to properly ask for anything to get signed. You ended up going up to him first, admiring his punk style. (He was honored as wel as flustered)

☆Once, he had found you playing an acoustic cover at the coffee shop he went to sometimes, and he gained the courage to walk up to you first.

☆"Oh, hey! Rider, right? Nice to see you again!"

☆ You.. remembered him? His face grew a bit yellow-green at that, asking if you could sign his headphones. You thought about it, and told him on one condition: he'd allow you to have a coffee/tea/snack with him (this wasn't really enforced- of course you'd still sign it if he objected, it was all lighthearted, but it was worth a shot.)

☆You had written your number on his coffee cup.

☆That's what got you two hanging out.

☆Eventually, you got him into shows for free, and his own fans began recognizing that the famous Rider was hanging out with the famous rockstar.

☆People began shipping you two, including team Blue and others such as team Pink.

☆You two would lightly shrug it off, a sting in your chest everytime the other would deny being together.

☆So eventually, you wrote him a love song. You mentionned moments and things that only he would recognize, and kept looking at him throughout the song.

☆You took a moment to stare and smile at him afterwards, holding out your hand, letting him decide what to do.

☆He decided to be somewhat subtle- (but not really-) and threw his jacket up on stage as if to accept and return your expression of love.

☆You grinned, shrugging the jacket over your shoulders, and honestly; he couldn't help but fall deeper in love with you watching you perform with his jacket on you. You looked amazing. It suited you, despite likely being a bit too big.

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June.14.24

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the muscular 3 / chubby 4 / average 8 body type dynamic has my whole heart and then some

agent 4 is full of LOVE AND HAPPINESS

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GUYS AM I DREAMING!! MY FAVORITE FANFIC CREATOR IS PLOTTING WITH ME .>:33

@captain3swife my partner in crime >:3c (we are coming up with devious plans for Rider)

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Shout out 2 Simp999 they my favorite gender frfr

The Deca Tower Crush

Stealth Goggles x Reader Coroika

Wc: 1.7k

A/n: TIL that I can write a whole fanfic in my notes at 6 am

A/N 2: Big personal headcanon for Stealth is included, hint in the banner :], + side romance between two other characters

Ideas by @solkteaa and @captain3swife

Masterlist

"BOOYAH!!"

Leo's shouts rang out once again as you won yet another battle. 

Your team was on par with the S4, possibly able to overtake most of them on a good day.

It was a hot day and you were all growing a bit too exhausted to battle comfortably, so Milo offered that you should all have lunch at crusty Sean's.

A yellow-green inkling had his eyes on you once again. You were used to fans staring, so you ignored him- you truly didn't mind, and was able to push it to the back of your brain, laughing along to one of Leo's jokes.

But he only fell further in love with your adorable smile. He slumped in his chair and let his head lightly hit the table before him out of frustration.

He'd been a constant admirer of yours for a while now. He admired the way you battled- he figured there was a good chance you could even beat his team leader. Well, there's no way he would be able to go all out against you, so that probably wouldn't help..

Now that he thought of it, he wouldn't be able to battle at full strength even if he wanted to. He's sure he would mess up constantly being distracted by you. He let out a quiet groan.

Bamboo offered him a knowing look, glancing over at Tasha, while Blazer grew irritated. She whisper-shouted,

"Just ask them out already!" 

Stealth looked at them with a look that said: 'Are you out of your mind?!' He shook his head, as if he could ever have the guts to speak up.

Rider soon came back with their food tray, handing it out to them. Stealth thanked him.

"Y'know, I think you should give it a shot," Rider spoke after a while of eating silently. He looked over at Stealth. Stealth shook his head, there's no way. He nearly stood up and left, annoyed at his teammates, although he knew they were just trying to help, he was just growing more anxious and panicked. Before he could, he heard a fan shout; 

"Yo, look, it's Rider!" 

This was usual behavior, so he wasn't surprised. Up until he saw you and you team walking over, and he had realised it was Leo who shouted that. Rider was much nicer to fans compared to before, but he acted like he was buddies with Leo- you were all S+ after all. Leo began chit-chatting with Rider, the outgoing squid he is. Rider seemed to be enjoying it. You sat back and watched, enjoying the scene in front of you; you always loved seeing Leo make friends. And hey, it was Rider! He's a pretty cool guy, you thought. 

Then you glanced over at Stealth. He grew flustered, quickly facing away from you with a panicked look on his face.

Bamboo subtly stared at Tasha with a lovestruck expression. She then faced Stealth and whispered, 

"I'll talk to her if you talk to them,". That was in no way convincing to Stealth as he shook his head, denying it. Before he could speak up, somebody came between them asking,

"What'ch'you guys talking about?" It was lighthearded, and you honestly didn't really care, but you needed an excuse to make convo with the cute cephalopod with Stealth goggles. You hadn't really paid attention to who it was earlier, but now you recognized him, being a slight fan of Rider's team. Not as in you looked up to him that much, but more as in you saw him as a strong rival and skilled individual that you possibly looked forward to battling one day.

Speaking of,

"Hey, let's have a battle!"

Leo read your mind. And Rider accepted with a confident: "sure." Paired with a smirk. He recently learned how to enjoy his battles thanks to Goggles, and he figured this would be a fun yet challenging one.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

The 8 of you stood on your spawnpoints, ready for the count down. The stage was Arowana Mall. You and Leo quickly ran through the center area, inking a bit while Milo and Tasha stayed back, properly inking the sides. You'd run back to ink the middle better later if need be. You ran off through the right-side path, running into one of their teammates. It was Stealth. He probably took a while to ink, still in the 'inkstrike reserve' mindset.

You decided to give him a moment to try to splat you before you attacked, wanting to go easy on the cephalopod you found cute. But he made no move to attack. The two of you stood off to the side, away from any teammates' view, silently looking at eachother, both confused.

"Why... why aren't you attacking?" He mumbled out to you, confused.

"Cause I think you're cute," you said it so nonchalantly, "why aren't you attacking?"

He stayed quiet and looked away, face warming. He attempted to adjust his headgear to cover his blush, but it spread to his ears much too obviously.

"How about we hang out after this?"

You didn't mind the silence, it was a nice break from all your loud fans, to be honest.

He turned to face you once again, and you were already handing him a small piece of paper. He took it, curious, and it had your number written across it. 

"O-oh! Sure?" He wasn't reluctant to hang out with you- no, not at all. He was afraid of messing up around you.

You passed him and waved, he waved back, lovestruck. He only realised that you were headed towards his base much too late, but he let it happen while he sighed and made his way to the middle stage.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

After the battle was over, 50 something to 40 something- you didn't really care since you won and you knew everyone wasn't trying their hardest. All you were looking forward to was spending time with Stealth. So, when everybody met up after the battle, you quickly told Rider:

"Hey, I'm stealing your teammate, okay? Okay, bye." And swiftly took Sleath by the hand, marching off.

He chuckled at the scene and smirked, glad that Stealth could finally spend time with his Deca Tower crush.

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First, you took him to an ice cream shop, curious to know what his favorite flavor was. Tiger tail was his favorite it seems, and he got cherries on top. 'What a unique combo,' you thought. He just becomes more interesting by the minute.

"You got something on your cheek there, Love." You had pointed out. He had some powder on his cheek from the mochi. 

‘How embarassing,’ he thought. He was so afraid of messing up, and now you probably think he's a messy eater and-

You gently wiped it off with your thumb, kindly smiling at him.

So you didn't think he was a messy eater? Or maybe you didn't mind? Stupid anxiety.

"You're quite fun to be around, Stealth. We should hangout more if you're down!"

He swiftly nods, not trusting his own voice due to how happy (as well as flustered) he is.

After a day of spending time together, paired with some silly, embarassing moments (for Stealth- they only made you fall even harder for him,) you made your way back to the Yellow-Green Team's place, him guiding you there. 

Before he opened the door, he awkwardly stood, unsure of what to say. He wanted to say more than a goodbye.. but he wasn't sure what to.

You decided to start, telling him that

"You're free to text me anytime, okay?" With a smile on your face. He nodded. 

Before he could turn around to open the door you asked if you could give him a kiss, pointing to your cheek. His face flushed, but he didn't object- 

"Sure-yeah, yes. Please. I mean-" you chuckled at his words while he embarrassedly tried to use his headgear to cover his blush, but then realised he had to take it off for you to kiss him. He thought nothing of it, taking it off for you.

As you leaned in and gave him a quick, short kiss, you then paused, opening your eyes to spot two beautiful eyes that weren't joined together by a mask. His tentacles were different too.

He was an octoling. You thought this meant he was trusting enough with you to let you know- but in all honestly, he was blinded by his love. You swiftly pulled him into a comfortably tight hug, offering him another kiss to his cheek while you were there. His face was bright yellow-green, quickly putting his headgear back on.

"You are really cute you know, I'm looking forward to seeing you without your headgear more often," you smiled at him. 

He looked down and nodded, not trusting himself to speak and mess up dramatically once again.

He reached for the door handle, but it quickly opened before he could touch it, Bamboo being the one behind the door. 

"Oh, you're back!" Stealth moved aside, followed by you, to let her by. She said a quick bye to Rider before leaving the house. Going down the steps, Tasha trailed behind her. Wait, Tasha? What was she- ooooh. Good for her, good for her. You nodded with a grin, proud of her.

"What's your teammate doing here?"

"I think she's going on a date with Bamboo. That's what it looks like to me, anyway," you smiled.

"Oh!" He paused, unsure of what to do next.

"Guess that means our teams just have to hangout more often, hm?" You said with a teasing tone, and he nodded. He finally opted for one last hug before entering his home and waving you goodbye.

He watched through the window as you left, pausing to look at your hands and smile widely to yourself. You skipped off, happy with your day.

He went into his kitchen to grab himself a glass of water to calm himself down, embarassed by how happy you seemed to be about him. 

He was so very lovestruck.

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June.12.24