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How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance
Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed
Partner 2: Anxiety™
Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.
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How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork
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older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once
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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight
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Flipping your dog’s ear back down is the equivalent of tucking your friends tag back in their shirt.
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America: How many counties, or county equivalents, are you away from your state capital?
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the most iconic minute in tv history (x)
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I think schools need to emphasize more that they aren’t teaching specific facts but rather skill sets
are you gonna remember your algebra formulas ten years from now? Probably not. Are you going to be able to use basic logic to solve problems? Well hopefully with some solid logic practice, such as math, yeah!
did Shakespeare really mean that all of the themes of dark and light in his plays indicated internal struggle and opposing forces? Who knows! Is the ability to critically analyze a piece of writing and see larger trends and symbols useful? Hell yes!
Schools should really be upfront with students that no, this isn’t going to be wholly applicable, but any amount of school will develop your self-discipline and overall versatility- and that’s a good thing
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whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof!
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“I’m gonna need Mr. Drake’s property back.” - Venom (2018)
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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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