I'm not even real. I'm just an imaginary friend with poor vocabulary and trash opinions 💖
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Imagine being a heterosexual and not being able to appreciate qaf in its entirety, forty-two minutes at a time
#a modern tragedy really#NO MA if I can bear emmett/drew coso scenes you can watch michael#and mel and linds#and... anything other than justin and brian having sex?
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Brian, the liberationist that you are. Taking one for the team even when you're dead inside 💖
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Queer as Folk 2.07
#queer as folk#Michael 💖#the fact that he chooses Ben knowing fully well what it's like to live with someone who's hiv+#aids is not some hazy threat to Michael's family it's something very real and still he goes for it#Michael is the strongest character in qaf#there I said it#and no relationship come close to what Michael and Ben have#because it's based on reality and mutual acceptance and they don't shy away from the important stuff from the very beginning#I love them 💖#🦪
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Robert Gant | Queer as Folk 3x06
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When I say that Brockton gets Brian better than the average tumblr user it's for things that should be already clear from the TV show but somehow go over so many heads...
An example? In high school Brian is very popular, he may even have a shot at being elected prom king. And yet he's not close to anyone except Michael and the few friends he does have are first and foremost Michael's friends.
The first book starts with Brian's birthday and there's this heartbreaking moment in the school parking lot as he waits for Michael to join him, in which he's surrounded by all these kids - his teammates and other people he's on speaking terms with - and no one knows he's just turned 18.
And then you have Michael who's not popular by any means - or so he says - and yet spends the book talking to all these people, making plans with them, having crushes on them or maybe not.
In real life - that scene when he gets himself and Michael into Babylon for the first time is so jarring when you compare it to the scenes at school - Brian is Michael's plus one.
And 12 years later things haven't changed a bit.
#qaf novelization#A+ read Brockton#baby bamboli#yes I'm still thinking about that post on Brian downgrading himself for being friends with Michael Emmett and Ted and not someone#who's into fashion like him#or that one that made fun of Michael for not knowing the guests to his birthday party as if those faceless guys were Brian's friends#lol right
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See what you can do with some nail polish, a handful of markers and a vision?
#qaf novelization#A+ read Brockton#yeah yeah the quote from the pilot#the thing is Brian and Michael spend much more time thinking about each other than sex#and when they do think about sex the other is involved#hence the improved title
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If anything, the novels are worth reading for whatever the fuck is going on between Sharon and Christine
#🙌#I've just got to the picnic part and here's what I wrote in margins in December “I bet they're married now”#😂😂😂😂
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If you have yet to pick up the qaf novels because they focus on Brian and Michael's relationship and Justin isn't there, I beg you to give them a try anyway, you're missing out on a really insightful and bold (most of the time) character study about Brian - like they go there, they name names (domestic violence) and give them a face (the Kinney MEN).
And if you think that you can't possible stomach young Brian and Michael being stupidly in love know that 1) they don't retcon anything that's been said in the show, so nothing really happens, 2) Brian and Michael spend most of the time apart, trying to figure out if they can be in each other's lives and how when it seems that everything is against them (be aware, tho, that when they're together they are GLORIOUS) and 3) you survived the actual Brian and Mikey show, you can make it through this for some extra Brian Kinney.
But hey, that's just the humble suggestion of someone who's decades late to the party 💖
(4) Also about the Justin thing lol)
(5) also, also you're missing out on some hilarious typos 😂)
#qaf novelization#A+ read Brockton#not to mention how these silly books touch upon aids and socio-economic issues in a really refreshing and accessible way#just read them there must be a pdf somewhere
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Every nine minutes opens with a HUGE retcon and honestly? Brocktons, keep on retconning because you're killing it 💖
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Queer as Folk 2.06
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Okay cool. Michael - always the narrator in every qaf iteration - has just given Brian a cassette tape with songs from different moments in their friendship. Cool. I'm cool.
The first song? THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE.
WTF Joseph Brockton???
And when you want to live
How do you start?
#qaf novelization#THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE#BEHIND THE HATRED THERE LIES#A MURDEROUS DESIRE FOR LOVE#A+ read Brockton
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Queer As Folk 2x06 "Mixed Blessings"
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It feels so good when you find yourself in the presence of another Brian Kinney understander. Joseph Brockton, thank you for your service 💖💖💖💖
#qaf novelization#@gayharoldIII it's us + the Brocktons against the world 😂#now that all the enlightened people that understand Brian and Michael's dynamic have been forcefully removed from the premises#by construction machinery#A+ read Brockton
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Why did they raise money for Brian? He was the one with the hots for the homophobic father-figure who was never going to love his gay ass (again). They should have sent Debbie somewhere nice instead. Frankly, she deserved a thank you much more than Brian.
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Tbh all qaf novels should be alternatively titled "Queer as Folk for Dummies".
#qaf novelization#A+ read Brockton#every fucking line is like DO YOU GET IT NOW? SEE??? THAT'S WHY BRIAN IS LIKE THIS! DO YOU GET OR SHOULD I SPELL IT FOR YOU???#and then Brokcton does spell it for you#because they're subtle like that 💖
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So my final, indisputable ranking is:
1) White
2) Red (- Emmett's stupid side quest and the moment a certain Nobel-worthy author became a fucking coward)
3) Black
4) Emmett stupid side quest and the moment a certain Nobel-worthy author became a fucking coward
#qaf novelization#A+ read Brockton#if you know you know#and you know I'm right#even though THAT dancing scene is the best thing I've ever read 😭💖😭💖😭#a glass??? really??? we deserved a broken nose AT THE VERY LEAST
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Queer as Folk 5.07
#queer as folk#oh brian bambolo#congratulations you broke your own heart (and a couple more in the process)#now what?#NO MA#I can hear the crack from here#and honestly? I'm so proud of Justin for staying where he was and not getting involved with Brian and Michael's mess#run away baby you deserve much better#💖#namely someone who's willing to fight for and with you#AT THE VERY LEAST#🦪
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