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i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

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Eat at desk = hardworker

Eat at table = old style

Eat at stove = pragmatic

Eat in bed = the relaxer

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favorite tweets

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hey you know those big campaigns in the 2010s that were like STOP appropriating mental illness language! stop saying you're ocd when you mean you're organized! don't say panic attack when you mean startled!

yeah we need that so much more now than we did then

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Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

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Having experienced both menstruation and pleurisy, I think the latter is the closest somebody without a uterus can ever come to the former.

Or at least both of them make me act the exact same (whiny)

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Happy Candle month to all who celebrate!

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Do u see what I mean

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merry crisis everyone

And a happy new fear

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so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

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