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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

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Ever wondered which of the golden girls you really are? Well, I got bored and made a uquiz, so take it now to find out (and let me know who you got)!

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

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dude your poem fucking bit me

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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old gods are waking

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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

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obsessed

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Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

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do you freaks even like me

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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday