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I posted this to the wrong account whoops

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the professor !

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not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

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it him

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i love how adora and catra’s goofy 80’s-cartoon-ass names make perfect sense when you consider they were orphans taken in by the horde. shadow weaver locked eyes onto baby adora and went ‘oh yes, this one will grow into greatness. she will be adored by all those around her, and so adora shall be her name.’ then they hand her the next baby and she goes ‘and this one’s a cat.’ yup

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my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

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❗ATTENTION❗

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING JULY 4TH -7TH

PEOPLE OF THE BLM MOVEMENT ARE TRYING TO CAUSE AN ECONOMIC BLACKOUT THAT WOULD COST THE GOVERNMENT AROUND 3.5 BILLION DOLLARS!

❗SPREAD THE NEWS❗

(6/2/2020)

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If The Society accurately portrayed gen z teens:

- Like half of them would be gay and no one would care

- Honestly, they’d all be a lot nicer to each other

- The loss of fresh memes would be catastrophic. Forget about the food - what about the memes?!

- However they would adjust and meme the hell out of New Ham

- That dog would have been collectively adopted by everyone

- Much more dark humor

Feel free to add on

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do you ever have those days where you just feel incredibly homestuck

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aint this the fucken truth

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Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

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☆FRIENDS☆

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I quite often get comments on my fanfic that say “I don’t want to quote your whole fic back at you” but you know that? Please do! Because when you quote the parts that you like and add your own comments - whether that’s an in-depth analysis or a series of emojis - just for a second I get the experience of seeing my own writing through someone else’s eyes. I get the tiniest vicarious moment of being the reader rather than the writer. And I love it.

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HI THIS JUST DROPPED 

COVER YOUR FACE. MAKE YOURSELF INVISIBLE. DO NOT BRING YOUR PHONE. DO NOT DISCUSS YOUR PLANS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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eggs

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