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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
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Myths and legends to tell your children about some day
1: The Lochness Monster
2: Big Foot
3: The Bermuda Triangle
4: The lost city of Atlantis
5: Alien sightings in Roswell
6: Big Bang’s comeback
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opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
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Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after
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team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
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