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It's on site 😌😌😌

Daryl: *finds a cowboy hat and puts it on*

Y/N: *trying really hard not to jump his bones*

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Inspired by: @cultofdixon

Y/n, talking to Jesus: yeah I'd be down to have a sleep over, let me just ask my husband

Daryl, clearly eavesdropping: What you have a husband? Yer kiddin? Ima beat his ass, son of a bitch won't know whats happenin *gets ready to find their "husband"*

Jesus: *busts out laughing*

Daryl: whut you thinkin this is funny?

Y/n: *puts their hand on daryl* Calm down, you're my husband dumbass.

Daryl: *shifts weight and hides his hands under his arms, obviously flustered * oh...I knew that

(Their blog has been giving me boosts of serotonin so please read their posts)

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I swear... this is gonna be Will's hair next season. I mean I can't be the only one who noticed it's gotten shorter. 🤣

You've heard of TERF bangs, now get ready for whatever the hell this is

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Mainly rebooting for myself (I don't know how to save audios on this blessed app) but also so some of my friends can enjoy this tasty bit 😌

BE BLESSED FELLOW SIMPS

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MICHAEL GOES TO SCHOOL: PT 3

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MICHAEL GOES TO SCHOOL: PT 3

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MICHAEL GOES TO SCHOOL: PT 3

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MICHAEL GOES TO SCHOOL: Pt 2

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MICHAEL GOES TO SCHOOL: PT 1

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Yall, my friends is printing me the ring. Bless this man and his creativity 😌

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He's too hot for his own good 😌

Bo Sinclair from House of Wax (2005) appreciation post! Captures by TheBlueHex

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For anyone trying to figure out Bo's ring from House of Wax(2005), I think I was able to get a close sketch as to what it looks like. It's not gold but like a bronze ish color with silver pieces around the red stone in the middle. Because it's a signet ring and most had the family name in them I wrote Sinclair on the inside. I was able to draw these with help from @toomany-selfships 's blog on his hands and what the theories around the ring is. ( I might make a clay physical one?)

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My friend Teej and I created a story that needs to be share. For context, we were talking about Amish people. This should be read to the song country road. 😊

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In 2020 the horses were killed by the Amish and replaced with spies. The horses work for the Amish mafia.

In 2025 the amish will begin their reign tearing down the five g towers and slowly killing all technology then they start putting wooden bars on everyone’s bed to prevent premarital sex.

It is only then that the vampires will awake and feast upon the new generation of fresh virgin blood in hopes that it will quench their thirst before the great vampire human war of 2027.

And after three long years of war the humans amd vampires eradicated eachother leaving just a society of rats and roaches by 2030, the society of rats hated the society of roaches and a rat totalitarian society oppressed the roaches.

The roaches hated the rat scum that took over their button trading market and sought to uprise and over throw the totalitarian government that had oppressed them for 600 years. In 2635 the roaches began their protests and war as their pledge to their roach God grew stronger with every rat slain.

After the rats were successfully slain the roach society lived peacefully til the year 2722 when one day a time traveling amish man who disobeyed his strict parents came and tried to fix the timeline

It was never meant to end like this. The people were supposed to be happy with no phones and no Instagram. But alas they fought for hundreds of years. Our time traveling Amish friend and his frog partner in crime began to rebuild the earth in the name of the roaches that lived to be Supreme. As the timeline grew the roaches evolved into the ones they hated most. Rats.

Eventually the rats, formerly roaches, assimilated into the society. few rats then overthrew the amish president and his frog VP to once again continue the never ending society of rat supremacy. it’s safe to say at this point, the rats, unfortunately, were speciesist.

They hated the humans and now that they have grown into rats, they hate the roaches as well. They form a religion to rank their fellow rats. Only rat God teej is at the top. The only one that is allowed to dictate the use of the former bed boards and how the smaller rats use them. They are now used as a firm back scratcher in the south and a massage bar in the north. This caused the rats to stir in their culture. They came from war. They were meant for a greater purpose. The bed boards were ditched and pre marital sex came back like an old pair of 2003 reboks

“and that my young children is how backscratchers and wooden spoons were invented” said an old rat babooshka to her grandchildren. the year is 3004.

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Beautiful 💚

stop 💀