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hi guys

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All of us rn…

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oh mass hysteria how ive missed you

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we cannot let these middle-aged men keep terrorizing us like this

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

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“if you could be anything, what would you be?”

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have you checked up on your emo friends within the last 55 minutes? no? you should! they are probably dead or dying!

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Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

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Just realiz d that four drinks in I fully tho ought I was a cis guy 💀

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Colour has been added

Can’t believe you don’t let me do anonymous asks I was gonna send you hate mail

HOW ARE YOU WRITING IN CURSIVE

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New font in chat

Can’t believe you don’t let me do anonymous asks I was gonna send you hate mail

HOW ARE YOU WRITING IN CURSIVE

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print(‘I shall also participate in this’)

Can’t believe you don’t let me do anonymous asks I was gonna send you hate mail

HOW ARE YOU WRITING IN CURSIVE

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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the doomed twins (stan n ford mini comic)

song used: brother - gerard way, i used to listen to it all the time when i was 15

+ some drawings of them!!!!!

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

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