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All of us rn…

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oh mass hysteria how ive missed you

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we cannot let these middle-aged men keep terrorizing us like this

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

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“if you could be anything, what would you be?”

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have you checked up on your emo friends within the last 55 minutes? no? you should! they are probably dead or dying!

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Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

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Just realiz d that four drinks in I fully tho ought I was a cis guy 💀

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Colour has been added

Can’t believe you don’t let me do anonymous asks I was gonna send you hate mail

HOW ARE YOU WRITING IN CURSIVE

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New font in chat

Can’t believe you don’t let me do anonymous asks I was gonna send you hate mail

HOW ARE YOU WRITING IN CURSIVE

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print(‘I shall also participate in this’)

Can’t believe you don’t let me do anonymous asks I was gonna send you hate mail

HOW ARE YOU WRITING IN CURSIVE

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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the doomed twins (stan n ford mini comic)

song used: brother - gerard way, i used to listen to it all the time when i was 15

+ some drawings of them!!!!!

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

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I lied, we aren't having sex. put your clothes back on. I'm going to explain the history of american rock band my chemical romance. it all started on September 11 2001, they hit the pentag-