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*sleigh bells jingle ominously in the distance*

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I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

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HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.

REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

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Ron always just fucking knows

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I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

Yes .

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When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

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Well, first of all, you’re using Internet Explorer.

Helping adults on the computer (via spoopy-jess)

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thebedfordkooks:

*do i wanna know voice* do u ever get that feel that you can’t feel the feel that feels around like feeling feely feel

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"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!!

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1066.  Deciding that “Hogwarts: A History” is in serious danger of being the dullest book in the library, a small group of muggleborns get together to recreate the book from a non-magical point of view. This includes priceless bits of information like “The ceiling is mostly just a huge waste of effort, as one can judge the weather simply by looking outside the ENORMOUS WINDOWS” and “How is the castle heated? Who knows? Who can tell? Must be magic.”

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*puts on detective hat* Hmmm…something about this just doesn’t add up…

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the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant