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Berry cuddling some of her younger siblings. They loved burying themselves in her warm downy feathers.

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this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

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Bruh

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Me @ Rovio: BRING BACK ICE BIRD YOU FUCKS

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What is your headcanon about these characters : Poppy, Willow, Luca, Dahlia, Gale, Handsome Pig, Chef Pig, Silver, Tony, and Ice Bird, if they were on Angry Birds Go? And have you ever think if there will be another types of track in ABGo? (i've been thinking of a water track with the racers using jet skis.).

I had a hard time figuring out what did you specifically want to know about these characters for Angry Birds Go, and I’m assuming you might mean their power-ups. So here’s my idea for each!!

Poppy - I’m not sure what her power could be–she has tornado powers, from what I understand (as someone who never played the original Angry Birds Stella game)–but the problem with that is that Hal has tornado powers in this game, so idk what does that leave Poppy with….Only thing I can think of is that maybe she starts playing loud ass music with drums from a stereo, and that the force of the music ends up pushing the karts around her back. But idk if that makes sense.

Willow - I want her power-up to connect with how she’s an artist, because literally everyone agrees that’s the most interesting thing about her. Maybe her power-up can be that she ends up shooting paint in the other karts, blocking their vision. (There’s a creature in Mario Kart that has that power but I don’t remember its name)

Luca - I bet he’d use his super screaming to make karts fly away from him, similar to Poppy’s power. 

Dahlia - I think she could either teleport a far bit, OR she teleports to go through objects, like other karts or like in those timed races where you have to avoid obstacles. 

Gale - I imagine her having a protective power like Stella; her power-up can be that her kart turns golden, which makes it more resistant to pretty much anything! 

Handsome Pig - I have no idea what could he have tbh, since he doesn’t have any abilities of his own. Maybe he throws wigs at other people? XDDD

Chef Pig - Throwing food at other karts, I guess? Which can either block their vision like with Willow’s power-up, or just push other karts away. 

Silver - Maybe her power-up can be that she loops and jumps away from other objects or karts? Or jumps on other karts? Idk, maybe. 

Tony - Well, Tony is really just blue Terence, so his power would probably be something similar to Terence. Maybe instead of thunder, he creates snowstorms? Idk. I wasn’t able to play Angry Birds on Facebook Messenger, so I wouldn’t know his power from there. 

Ice Bird - I can see him either shoot ice beams, or freeze other karts temporarily, like for a few seconds. Or maybe he creates ice behind him and makes other karts slip, like oil in Mario Kart. 

As for a race track, idk, I don’t have any ideas. At least, not any original ideas. I think the water-themed track with jet skis is an awesome idea though!!

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It’s silly ship names time!

Bomb x Red x Chuck = German Flag. Color-coded for your convenience! XD

Red x Stella = Starry Eyes (because her name means Star and I love this song)

Bomb x Stella = Supernova (sounds beautiful… but just as improbable! Because no one ships that! :D)

Chuck x Stella = Banana Jellybean (she’s bean-shaped and bouncy, what’s not to love)

Bomb x Matilda = Black & White or, even better, Yin Yang

Red x Matilda = Milk and Roses or Milk and Blood, depending on your preferred ratio of romance/drama. Same logic for Matilda and Chuck, if someone ever shipped that, ‘cos Milk and Honey sounds wonderful. Mix all three for a very weird taste XD

Stella x Matilda would be just Roses I guess. I don’t know much about lesbian preferences, but young girl + mom type seems logical to me

UPD: I’ma go ahead and call Red x Chuck ‘Phoenix’ - because of the fiery colors, the rejuvenating nature of their relationship and the sheer number of times I’ve heard this song while drawing ‘em. Also if either of them is trans and kids happen some of them might be spotted red-and-yellow, i.e. phoenix colors.

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Ethnicities in the Angry Birds Flock

This is based on the species of the birds and where they originated from. I know I'm not the first to do so, but I'm thinking things over with regard to nationality as well. This post goes over subjects related to biology, geography, and demographics to present more accurate headcanons with real world basis.

(Note: I actually finished this once but didn't save and lost half of my data, so this is a summarized version for the top half of the data. RIP.)

Red and Terence: Northern Cardinal

The species can be found from southeastern Canada to Central America, and is also the state bird of seven different states (Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia) in the eastern Midwest and border South. But due to considerations for Tony's species, I still am unable to decide whether they would be white, Latine, or mixed.

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The Blues: Mountain Bluebird

The distribution of the bird can go anywhere from southeastern Canada to Mexico, but the species is the state bird of Idaho and Nevada. Since Nevada is part of the year-round range, I personally prefer Nevadan!Blues, but it is also more difficult to determine their ethnicity this way, because of the racial diversity of the state. However, since Idaho is over 90% white, I think I'll have to go with them being white.

Chuck: Canary

The species originated from the Macaronesian Islands (the Azores, Madiera and the Canary Islands), which are governed by Portugal and Spain, and their population is mainly from these countries, which would likely make him white.

If he were an American goldfinch instead, which is a species distributed from Canada to Mexico (but is the state bird of New Jersey, Iowa and Washington State), his ethnicity would be far more difficult to determine.

Bomb: Greater Antillean Bullfinch

This species is native to Caribbean countries like the Bahamas, Haiti, Dominican Republic and Jamaica. The Dominican Republic is mainly Mestizo (white and indigenous mixed), but the rest have predominantly black populations. So, it would be safe to assume that Bomb would be black.

Matilda: Chicken

The domestic chicken is widespread to the point that it's impossible to pinpoint a definite ethnicity for Matilda. The only things we know about her species is that 1) she lays white eggs, and 2) her plumage is white with black/grey crown and tail. The eggshell colour narrows things down a lot, but not her plumage, because the crown is usually red in white-feathered species.

Hal: Emerald Toucanet

The emerald toucanet or northern emerald toucanet (Aulacorhynchus prasinus) is a species of near-passerine bird in the family Ramphastidae occurring in mountainous regions of Mexico and Central America.

This is supported in the Angry Birds Transformers comic where Hal calls others amigo, the Spanish (and Portuguese) word for friend. Latine!Hal is something the fandom definitely got right.

Bubbles: Jamaican Oriole

The species is native to Jamaica, with a mostly black population, and San Andrés, an island governed by Columbia. San Andrés used to be predominantly Afro-Caribbean in ethnicity before 1960, but now they only consist of 30% of the population, the rest being Columbian mainlanders and English-speaking white people of British descent. But to play safe, I think he would be black.

Stella: Galah

…it can be found in open country in almost all parts of mainland Australia.

This doesn't narrow things down a lot, because Australia is fairly racially diverse, and galahs being common in metropolitan regions too? Oh, forget it, I don't know.

(Her eye colour also doesn't line up with any real world galah's eye colour.)

Silver: Peale's Falcon

The Peale's Falcon is a subspecies of the peregrine falcon, the fastest animal species on Earth. They are found along the coastline, from the easternmost reaches of Russia to Alaska, and as far south as Washington State. The place with the highest density of peregrine falcons is in British Columbia, Canada, so Canadian!Silver is a great idea, but the regions in question here all have sizable indigenous Canadian/American populations on top of racial diversity, so… I really don't know what specific ethnicity she would be.

Poppy: Cockatiel

The cockatiel is native to the arid and semi-arid regions of Australia, but due to her yellow colouration, she likely has a mutation (Lutrino or Clear Pied). She might also be American, since the Lutrino mutation was first established in the US.

Luca: Scrub-jay

They are New World jays found in Mexico, western Central America and the western United States, with an outlying population in Florida.

Also take into consideration that Luca is mainly used as a male name in Italy and Romania, or places where those languages are spoken. Among these regions, Italian Americans mainly settled in the northeastern US, so unless you think that Luca is from, say, San Francisco, he's more likely to be from Central America and/or Mexico. So he might be anything from Latine to white or multiracial in human form. I'm yet to decide.

Willow: Western Crowned Pigeon

The western crowned pigeon is found in and is endemic to the lowland rainforests of northwestern New Guinea; the other species of crowned pigeon inhabit different regions of the island.

Would that make Willow a Pacific Islander or indigenous (generic version)?

Dahlia: Great Horned Owl

The great horned owl (Bubo virginianus), also known as the tiger owl (originally derived from early naturalists' description as the "winged tiger" or "tiger of the air") or the hoot owl, is a large owl native to the Americas.

I would definitely subscribe to the Latine!Dahlia headcanon because of this, though it might be preferable to spell her name as Dalia, as that is the Latin American way of spelling it. And since the dahlia is the national flower of Mexico, Mexican!Dahlia it is.

Gale: Violet-backed Starling

This strongly sexually dimorphic species is found widely in the woodlands and savannah forest edges of mainland sub-Saharan Africa.

Black!Gale? We cannot be certain, but it's more likely than you think, geographically speaking, and I found another gem:

The violet-backed starling is a sexually dimorphic species in which the males possess an iridescent violet back while the females are brown.

Trans!Gale, for her purple plumage? Biological speaking, probably!

Icy: “Extraterrestrial bird”

He's just too out-of-this-world to be bothered by ethnicities - he's probably a whole other unknown ethnicity all by himself. It's just that we know barely anything about him in the first place, so we can't even have a backstory. (I'm probably writing one in the future. I'm too salty to let this go.)

However, from Angry Birds Comic #9, we can see that other extraterrestrial birds exist, but none of them fit any close description for something similar to him. In Let's Snake On It, the birds mostly look somewhat like earthen creatures, only with extraterrestrial characteristics like more or less than two eyes and/or antennae. There's even one which is shaped like a fish. In Eggfight at the Not-OK Corral, Dry Soaked Gulch, a wild west-esque town on a desert planet (or that part of it is desert, we are not sure), is populated by humanoid extraterrestrial chickens.

Perhaps Icy is from a different part of the universe. A different galaxy, maybe, one far away enough from Earth to produce completely different lifeforms (I want to understand the biology behind him as well tbh). We do not know for sure. As I said, we know very little about him, and canon has apparently forgotten about him altogether in recent updates, other than one singular promotion.

Tony: Blue Tanager

There is no precise species called a “blue tanager”, and the closest I can find is the blue-gray tanager.

Its range is from Mexico south to northeast Bolivia and northern Brazil, all of the Amazon Basin, except the very south.

Even though he lives in Finland, it is likely that human!Tony could be Latine, which is a very low percentage of the Finnish population (among the 0.37% of “other ethnicities”, in fact). But considering the ethnicities of his cousins, Red and Terence, it's difficult to decide. Maybe they're mixed. Maybe they're one or the other. Who knows.

Conclusion:

White: The Blues, Chuck

Black: Bomb, Bubbles, Gale

Latine: Hal, Dahlia

Indigenous: Willow

Unconfirmed (White, Latine, or Mixed): Red, Terence, Tony; Luca

Unconfirmed: (Indigenous or White) Silver, Poppy

Unconfirmed (Other): Matilda, Stella

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Angry Birds Space: Criticism and Questions

I'll say it ahead of time here - Angry Birds Space was the A.B game that made the most impact on my childhood besides perhaps Angry Birds Go. I started playing… maybe around the time it was released, possibly later, but definitely started in 2012, the year of release. But I have returned to the games/fandom for the first time since ~2015 and I have a few points I would like to bring up regarding the most memorable A.B game of my childhood.

1. Why are there no girl birds in Space?

Quite self-explanatory here. White Bird, aka Matilda, didn't come to Space with the rest of the Flock. Both Stella (and her mostly female flock) and Silver were too young to join the shenanigans through the wormhole as of the point in time of their first appearances, since neither of them existed when A.B Space became a thing. And thus creates the illusion of potential sexism where all the birds who appear in Space identify as male.

Angry Birds Star Wars (and Star Wars II) have female characters, but it's because the games are based on the movie series with major female characters initially, which doesn't help much at all.

2. What's up with the comics?

First, the Space “special” comic, which is basically the cinematic trailer with a little extra conversation, helpfully translated into English. It literally stopped halfway through the trailer - we didn't even get to the part where the UFO shows up to snatch the Eggsteroid, and that's just… ugh. I'm just salty it was never finished over the past several years.

The second is the 2016 comic, featuring the stories Let's Snake On It and Egg Fight at the Not OK Corral. The chronological placement of the incidences is also unclear, since real-world timeline wise, it would take place after Solar System, but since Bubbles isn't here, it would imply it took place before Utopia. And do the Space birds have any connection with Ice Bird? And that brings us to the next question:

3. Who is Ice Bird, and why doesn't he appear anymore?

Honestly, we know very little about him, for someone who is technically part of a “main” flock. We have hints of his backstory in the guide, to save his home planet from the Space Pigs, but where is that home planet? What happened before he crossed paths with the Angry Birds? What is his true personality and motives and even relationships with the Birds, and from a scientific perspective, how does he even function - is he even organic?

Where was he in the 2016 comics, and the episodes Brass Hogs and Solar System? Because in-game, he didn't show up once in those two episodes, not a cutscene, not a level, only PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL. It's basically that Bait and Switch trope, and why am I asking all of this? Because I fell for him as a sideliner when I was 7 and never looked back. He's in the same ranks as Tony and Mighty Dragon nowadays… all the newbies to the series are asking who the hell they are when we talk about them… or we just don't talk about them, because canon gives little to no focus on them. And I'm honestly tired of not even the creators of the game being willing to give a sideliner the spotlight, if only just for a moment.

Heck, even an Angry Birds Movie 3 based on A.B Space would be accepted as this point, and I wasn't even a big fan of the movies to begin with. Though preferably, a Toons series based on Space would be the best option according to me and my lowly opinions.

I mean, he's already only exclusive to Space. Why doesn't he appear in other media? Why do we only know barely anything about him? And why does Rovio forget about him half the time? Is he not “memorable” enough because he's less of a damage-oriented bird and more of a support-oriented bird? (TheTopTens lists him as one of the least “best” characters - in the bottom 10 of the “best” list.) And does he have a “human” name at all - the “human” name policy was made before I left, or was he already too “old” and forgotten already to receive a name?

4. When will there be a new update?

The last update was in 2015 for Solar System, before I left the games behind to pursue the Potterverse and my graduation from primary school. I technically stopped playing the game before Beak Impact (2014), but it did not mean I left the franchise behind. Now that I have returned, I wonder if there will be another update to the game at all, or has it been left abandoned in the rubble of “old” games that “no one” cares about anymore.

And if the series has ended, then can we at least have a little closure? What happened after Solar System? Did the birds all go home? Where had Ice Bird gone, and what has happened to him since his last appearance? Any news would do - even the news of dying offscreen, because being reported as dead is better than being MIA - at least I can recover and have closure if he somehow died after all of that.

5. What is the chronological order of the episodes?

The problem with this particular question lies in the positioning of the Danger Zone episode. It technically is the final episode featuring the Eggsteroids, based on the guide, and would likely take place between Brass Hogs and Solar System, in terms of chronology. But since the episode was released back when the game was released in 2012, it really does cause headaches when trying to figure out an exact, canon timeline.

A secondary question would involve the positioning of the 2016 comic. Since Atomic Bird, aka Bubbles, doesn't show up in the comics, it would imply that either the comics take place between Fry Me to the Moon and Utopia (since Cold Cuts and Fry Me to the Moon have such a similar theme, I assume that they take place close together in the timeline), or they take place sometime after while Ice Bird and Bubbles went questing somewhere else (which also begs the question of what they were doing).

6. What is the lore behind the Eggsteroid(s)?

The only thing we know about them is that 1) in game, they are the Space equivalent to Golden Eggs; and 2) Ice Bird is intent on protecting them. But why so? Are the Eggsteroids powerful and/or significant in some way to him, or even to the whole solar system/galaxy/universe? Fat Pig, aka Big Bork, likely only wanted to eat it because it was shaped like an egg, or is there a more sinister meaning behind it? I mean, it's got to be significant in some way, or all the Space Pigs wouldn't be going after it. Speaking of whom:

7. What are the Space Pigs' relations with the Earthen pigs we see in most A.B games?

Like our Earthen pigs, Space Pigs are green and love eating bird eggs, and would stop at nothing to get to them. But that's all we know of them - are these two “species” interrelated in some way? How do their motives tie together when both parties want eggs/the Eggsteroid(s) - would they fight over who wants it? Who is the more significant evil, the one controlling the sequence like the Triumvirate setting up the rises of Kronos and Gaea in the Camp Half-Blood Chronicles, or do they have equal status? And how does Ice Bird and his home planet tie into this mess? These are just some of the questions I have about the Earth-Space relations in this universe.

Conclusion

A lot of my current love for A.B Space is based on nostalgia for my childhood. But a lot of the current material I am working with here is limited to the very little information given from canon and headcanon, and I'm even resorting to non-canon depictions of the game like various YouTube animations and plush toy based stories just for the information gathering and headcanon making. Turns out my current break from the once-again discoursing Riordanverse fandom wasn't going to be as peaceful as I thought it would be.

At this rate, I'm going to have to write a whole analysis and fanfiction to make it all make sense in my head - and I'm already doing that, for the record. There's barely even fan content of A.B Space in this fandom - no fanfics, little fanart, no headcanon posts, even ships are barely existent… *sigh* But I suppose these are the consequences for when you fall for a sideliner of all characters.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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My dear Freezenbird, are you even organic?

No offense, just curious.

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BombXMatilda…this is the cutest scene from the Angry Birds Toons episode “Clash of Corns”. I just had to go awwwww…. Matilda and Bomb are so cute together. :D 

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The latest Angry birds toons episode… HOLY SMOKES. I can’t belive Rovio really did that. It was… interesting. Honestly, maybe a little tasteless. I can only imagine what is happening at some kids home right now: *kid watching ab toons when scene with red grunting behind closed door comes up* “Mommy, why are pigs blushing?” *shows the scene to his mother" *awkward silence* “Mommy, did you hear me?” Mom: “um, honey… what if you watch pokemon for a change?” But I sure hope that parents have enough sense of humour to let their children still watch this series.

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Weirdest night ever and a little AB Toons Season 2 "The Miracle of Life" Episode Review

Okay…this has been such a weird night for me…

First when I opened my AB Seasons game on my phone, I lost all my achievements from my IOS games on my old Game Center and they wouldn’t let me log in to my old one so I had to create a new one where half of my achievements are gone and my friends on there. -_- At least all the progress to all my AB games and Temple Run 2 is still there. Huh…weird…

Second…I finally got to watch the new Angry Birds Toons Season 2 Episode 7 “The Miracle of Life” which we all fucking know is about Red and Chuck getting kidnapped and being forced to make an egg which is biologically impossible. I was fucking nervous to watch it and I have no idea why. I have mixed reactions about the episode. All I can say is “ROVIO…WHAT THE FUCK?” O-O  

It was too funny though. I couldn’t stop laughing so hard. XDD Those pigs are such perverts. I watched the episode twice. I just had to. :) Also kids really shouldn’t watch this episode till they are older. I still can’t believe they actually really did it. 

Hmm…after watching this interesting episode I wonder what Rovio is gonna do for their next episode? Well…I’ll find out this week. 

Well that concluded my weird night…

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Angry Birds Toons, Season 2

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Chuck - Angry Birds Toons - Ep. 1

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