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finally: maybe a title and maybe a logo?

drew this months ago, didn't post it because i thought i might want to make a better version
sharing it now in case i don't
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also made a follow up.
if i took this more seriously, this would probably be the third page, the second being more dialogue forward and introducing characters and such.
anyways, thought i'd experiment with panels and layout a smidge

drew this months ago, didn't post it because i thought i might want to make a better version
sharing it now in case i don't
#CanvasComics#CanvasArts#Dungeon Dine Dash#the girl running in#is a reused design from high school comics#wherein she's a werewolf named tobi#no promises tobi is a werewolf here#nor an actual cast member#just needed someone so i could get the comic down
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drew this months ago, didn't post it because i thought i might want to make a better version
sharing it now in case i don't
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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.
#and yet modern media#never acknowledges the booths as an acting family#makes them weird conspiracy archeologists#or a military sniper turned fbi agent#also edwin is the top picture on the wikipedia article for hamlet
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happy make a terrible comic day. i think ive been using this dandelion guy as a sona since well before i started going by the name dandelion
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I saw a post talking about how Terry Pratchett only wrote 400 words a day, how that goal helped him write literally dozens of books before he died. So I reduced my own daily word goal. I went down from 1,000 to 200. With that 800-word wall taken down, I’ve been writing more. “I won’t get on tumblr/watch TV/draw/read until I hit my word goal” used to be something I said as self-restraint. And when I inevitably couldn’t cough up four pages in one sitting, I felt like garbage, and the pleasurable hobbies I had planned on felt like I was cheating myself when I just gave up. Now it’s something I say because I just have to finish this scene, just have to round out this conversation, can’t stop now, because I’m enjoying myself, I’m having an amazing time writing. Something that hasn’t been true of my original works since middle school.
And sometimes I think, “Well, two hundred is technically less than four hundred.” And I have to stop myself, because - I am writing half as much as Terry Pratchett. Terry fucking Pratchett, who not only published regularly up until his death, but published books that were consistently good.
And this has also been an immense help as a writer with ADHD, because I don’t feel bad when I take a break from writing - two hundred words works up quick, after all. If I take a break at 150, I have a whole day to write 50 more words, and I’ve rarely written less than 200 words and not felt the need to keep writing because I need to tie up a loose end anyways.
Yes, sometimes, I do not produce a single thing worth keeping in those two hundred words. But it’s much easier to edit two hundred words of bad writing than it is to edit no writing at all.
#i fall in and out of the habit of 500 words a day#sometimes i just have other creative work that takes priority#but i started doing 500 before i learned pratchett did 400#so that meant i habitually#did more than the best#which is good for the ego
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they say cheeseburger three times, and don't repeat a pronunciation once
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AUGUST 1ST 1999 / “Koromon, the Great Clash in Tokyo!”
TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1ST, 1999
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I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.
Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.
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does anybody know what to do about the flaming ghoul following me around at work
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard
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samus's pursuit of a photo
rest under the cut
some writers notes below. thanks for readin

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