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Mario has created a brand new Earth for us to inhabit. Thank you, Mario.

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someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

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i'm sorry but this is not true 😭

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THIS IS KILLING ME

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If you don't know click the link to find out what yours is (I'm not 100% sure how accurate Wikipedia is though)

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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the wheel of life

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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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follow me for more great posts other people made

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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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this guy just raps numbers

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I have this saved as "iveneverplayedbalatro.png"