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me: ugh i asked for no pickles

my gf: do you want me to ask for another burger?

me: no it's fine, i'll live, really

my other gf, black knife tiche: *does damage over time based on opponent's max health*

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

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if yall were curious what grimes has been up to

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x

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resident evil girlfriend putting yellow bodypaint on her hips and waist so you know to grab her there

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

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that penis you have? yeahhhh we're gonna have to turn it into a pussies:/

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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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