cantelope
HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.
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minors dni || howdy I’m 25, I'm transbian, I'm married, and I support the Geneva conventions. I am also the co-owner and co-operator of https://facts.horse/ and I sometimes stream on https://twitch.tv/gmocantaloupe/ come say hi! pfp by noellevanious
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cantelope · 5 hours ago
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just finished reading american psycho. crazy stuff.
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computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.
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cantelope · 22 hours ago
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wait dont unfollow me im problematic and gross
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cantelope · 2 days ago
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Game of the year
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cantelope · 3 days ago
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elf liberalism probably goes insane
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babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera
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this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did
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Things are happening on reddit
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cantelope · 3 days ago
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Anyone wanna give me 30 bucks because I'm awesome and funny and cute and desperate
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cantelope · 3 days ago
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
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someone should make one of those PSA style posts about "not adopting trendy pets that you can't commit to taking care of and eventually throwing them away" but about entering relationships with love-starved trans girls
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cantelope · 5 days ago
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girl gunk generator working 2024
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David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD
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