cantelope
HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.
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minors dni || howdy I’m 25, I'm transbian, I'm married, and I support the Geneva conventions. I am also the co-owner and co-operator of https://facts.horse/ and I sometimes stream on https://twitch.tv/gmocantaloupe/ come say hi! pfp by noellevanious
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cantelope · 29 minutes ago
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voice acting peaked in the house of the dead. 
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cantelope · 31 minutes ago
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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
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cantelope · 46 minutes ago
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i literally need to be face sat by music
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cantelope · 47 minutes ago
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cantelope · 51 minutes ago
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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant
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cantelope · 58 minutes ago
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we deserve every bomb that gets dropped on us
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cantelope · 1 hour ago
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cantelope · 1 hour ago
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You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
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cantelope · 11 hours ago
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hey gang. i know we’re all freaking out right now but maybe let’s not encourage people to detrans when nothing has materially changed between now and a few days ago. things will get scary in the coming years but thats always true! that’s how history works. the way certain (white queer tumblr users) people talk about it is like, very objectively like definitionally catastrophizing.
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cantelope · 11 hours ago
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I can reveal nothing about
“Ubereats 2.0” at this time
Except for the fact that it will be of great use
To a cigar smoker on the move.
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cantelope · 1 day ago
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[trying to soften the blow] something VERY biblical has happened to your dog
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cantelope · 1 day ago
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free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...
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