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voice acting peaked in the house of the dead. 

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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

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i literally need to be face sat by music

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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

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we deserve every bomb that gets dropped on us

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You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

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hey gang. i know we’re all freaking out right now but maybe let’s not encourage people to detrans when nothing has materially changed between now and a few days ago. things will get scary in the coming years but thats always true! that’s how history works. the way certain (white queer tumblr users) people talk about it is like, very objectively like definitionally catastrophizing.

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I can reveal nothing about

“Ubereats 2.0” at this time

Except for the fact that it will be of great use

To a cigar smoker on the move.

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alfira

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[trying to soften the blow] something VERY biblical has happened to your dog

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free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...