cantchoosejust1
Professional Moron
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Level 24 || she/her || just your average angry horny goblin who needs therapy more than she needs dick
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cantchoosejust1 · 8 hours ago
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Meowdy partner 🤠🐈🧑‍🌾
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cantchoosejust1 · 23 hours ago
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I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic
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I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic
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cantchoosejust1 · 1 day ago
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something something i was never who you wanted me to be
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cantchoosejust1 · 1 day ago
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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cantchoosejust1 · 2 days ago
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cantchoosejust1 · 2 days ago
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cantchoosejust1 · 5 days ago
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Important messages your Higher Self is communicating to your Destined Person🌍Your human self may not (yet) be fully aware of all this, but when you feel a resonance in your heart~ That's a clue🌎You can assist your Destined Person to feel your HS more consciously by thinking out loud the messages you resonate with in this reading💗👻🌏
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Pile 1 - I am Your Home; I am Your Sweet Dream Come True
10 of Pentacles, 6 of Cups, 5 of Wands & Priestess of Intuition
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Your HS is trying to communicate stability and promises of fidelity to your Destined One -awww- You want to be a healing presence to them. You want them to be happy when they're around you. At the moment you're reading this, your Destined Person could be going through some difficult times. Some of them could just be going through a spiritual awakening, which although can be painful for now, eventually everything is gonna turn out okay. But some of you, your Destined Person could be in the midst of toxic relationships—whether romantic, platonic (family or friends), or even professional.
Stress or emotional chaos is their everyday reality at this present moment. Since this is a reading for many people, I can't be super precise about this, but there's a general sense of frustration, irritability, interpersonal conflict and anger surrounding your Destined Person. They could also be dealing with a sense of losing power over their own life or life decisions. This is the main reason your HS is trying to communicate promises of joy, security, stability, faithfulness, and a general sense of support as family (after all, you two could be married in the future). I'm not sure how exactly they're receiving your messages (that's beyond this PAC), but your HS wants them to have faith in a better future.
This pile is quite straightforward and I think it's because you tend to like things simple and clean. You're not the type to be grand with your words or expressions of emotions, but you deliver actions with all your heart. I keep hearing Disney's One Song from Snow White as I feel the energy of your connection. I think your person is wishing, or even yearning, for you. Your HS is singing the lyrics to One Song, as a promise that you'll find them and make everything okay~!🍎
Your HS speaking Human to them (super useful for thinking out loud)😉🔻💚
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☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・.
Pile 2 - Sweet, sweet Love... I'm Yours~
Page of Cups Rx, Knight of Pentacles Rx, 2 of Pentacles Rx & Priestess of Integrity
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Could it be that at the present moment you're not doing too sweetly? There's a very strong feeling of both you and your Destined One going through the same challenges right now. You both are truly one of a kind and even if you're not yet together, you are going through very similar situations, and more so, experiencing (or battling with) the same emotions. Your HS is communicating messages of support that can go both ways. First, your HS is making them aware of the challenges you're going through, but second, you're also acknowledging their struggles. In very simple terms, it seems to me both your HS and their HS are trying to strengthen each other's spirit. -gosh that's so lovely-
Generally speaking, the both of you are working really hard at stabilising your day to day life now. I'm seeing you're adamant about creating the best version of yourself. You want to have been an improved person when you meet your Destiny because in your view, they deserve to have the best partner in the world. This desire is rooted in that you have sooo much Love for this person already (even if you have yet to know who they are!) And you had best belief that your Destiny is also thinking the same. You both are so alike and you'll notice this when you meet. You'll recognise them right away just by their vibe that feels so effortlessly similar to yours.
I think the reason for this similarity is something deeper that can only be revealed through connecting to your Souls. And for now, that's beyond this PAC. But I keep hearing this song I Want to Become a Guitarist by Sakamoto Maaya. It's super short and I'll translate in a more literary fashion for you to REALLY get what it sings about:
if I were reborn/I'd like to become a guitarist/I'd sing about today/in a corner of some town/and if you happened to hear a curious melody/stop and listen
ahh even if I were reborn/it would be so nice to find you again/the password/do you remember?/hey, even if our forms had changed/please don't fail to recognise me again
Essentially, I think you both are communicating the above back and forth, and I think I'm going to die💖
Your HS speaking Human to them (super useful for thinking out loud)😉🔻💗
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☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・.
Pile 3 - I am You. You are Me.
XIX The Sun, 7 of Pentacles Rx, King of Wands Rx & Priestess of Love
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-I figuratively screamed when the cards were revealed. You've no idea; this combination is just Heavenly bomb.
Also, I'd like to invite you to a little behind the scenes secret: I NEVER pull out major arcanas. I dunno why. They only mostly appear as a deck bottom, but almost never in a pile. And The Sun? Gosh, not even on my birthday that card appears.-
Please know how special the appearance of the Sun card in your reading is, especially because in this deck, it is called ・XIX SOLARIUM・ and carries the meaning of simple but definite happiness that you have created with your own conscious effort. This card alone, in combination with the Priestess of Love, acts almost as a weapon for the remaining tarot cards whose positions are in reverse. Let me explain. And listen well here.
YOU, my friend, as well as your Destined Person, are literally GOD. I dunno who you are and for what purpose you've incarnated on Earth, but o my gut, you are. I'm not even joking when I say even the donuts in this picture represent the circle of Eternity itself. You think I'm joking, right? Even I've just realised that now. And the fact that these donuts come in pairs? You're Twin Flames. The real deal Twin Flames; not the fake ones posing all over the Internet. I know you know who you are. I hope you do. Oh, and as all Twin Flames will know, you and your Twin are here to literally heal and change the world with your Love—yup, romantic Love. Thus the XIX SOLARIUM and the Priestess of Love appearing together. -fuck those who say Twin Flames aren't about romance. Seriously they deserve a special kind of hell.-
I know I'm supposed to guide you about what your HS is communicating with your Destined Person (just like the other piles), but seeing as you're this powerful... I don't think there's anything needed beyond this confirmation of the nature of your connection🤡 I don't know if some of the people reading this are still too young to understand the immensity of their own Souls, but those of you who have been around for quite a while, and if you've been through some serious spiritual awakening, I think you can feel this intensity in your connection yourself. That said, I kept repeating this line from NCT U's Universe in my head,
'YO! You're my Universe!'
and if you listen to this song, that line is said very intensely. The whole music video and song arrangement itself is intense as fuck, this song. And the lyrics? Well, I think you understand I'm trying to say you should watch that MV and you'll get that's what your Soul is communicating to your Twin Flame because my initial channeled message (for the bonus content) runs parallel with it!!!⚾🏏🎆🌈
Your HS speaking Human to them (super useful for thinking out loud)😉🔻❤️
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☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・.
Feel free to support me on Patreon if you love this kind of content🍑I create stories and tarot readings that calm the mind & heal from within🍒
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cantchoosejust1 · 7 days ago
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WHAT THE FUCK
TRACE THE DRAWING
TOP STITCH THE KNITTING
GLUE THE SEAM
DOUBLE THE SPICES
PAINT WITH YOUR FINGERS
WRITE FANFICTION
MAKE IT WITH CARDBOARD
USE SCOTCH TAPE AND HOT GLUE AND SAFETY PINS AND RULERS AND SCISSORS
THERES NO SUCH THING AS CHEATING WHEN THERES NO TEST
ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT IS WRONG AND DUMB
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cantchoosejust1 · 7 days ago
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So what this paint company does is take iron pollution from abandoned mines that are polluting soils and rivers and makes iron based red pigment paints out of it.
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Basically they realized hey no one's cleaning this shit up, it's polluting the streams, killing all the fish, making the water undrinkable and there's a huge market for it so why not make money by cleaning it the fuck up?
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They remove this stuff by the industrial bucket load from the rivers. The idea is if it's in a painting, if it's in your home, it's not poisoning wildlife.
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anyway its cool as shit, please support tf out of these people https://gamblinstore.com/reclaimed-earth-colors-set/
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cantchoosejust1 · 9 days ago
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A small guide for people who struggle with this area
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cantchoosejust1 · 9 days ago
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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
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cantchoosejust1 · 10 days ago
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my dad doesnt like the cover image for my driving playlist
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cantchoosejust1 · 10 days ago
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cantchoosejust1 · 10 days ago
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To combat election anxiety, here's the recipe for hot cocoa I use:
2 cups milk
1/4 cup heaped white sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
Pinch of salt
1-2 handfuls of chocolate chips (optional, makes it thicker and more chocolatey)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1. Mix cocoa, sugar, and salt in a bowl until blended
2. Heat milk to boiling or almost boiling, reduce heat
3. Stir in sugar, cocoa, salt
4. Add vanilla and chocolate chips, stir until melted
✨enjoy 🍫☕✨
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