cantankerouscanuck
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cantankerouscanuck · 18 minutes ago
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Despite being employed, i STILL struggle because work decides to put me on projects for 1 week, then wait 4 to put me on another one
I'm jobhunting like mad and struggling to get ahead, but in this ecomomy and with my abysmal hours, im honestly fucked
anything helps, i just need to survive until my next project
$0 CAD/$???? CAD
please
(PayP@l is [email protected])
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cantankerouscanuck · 2 hours ago
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Despite being employed, i STILL struggle because work decides to put me on projects for 1 week, then wait 4 to put me on another one
I'm jobhunting like mad and struggling to get ahead, but in this ecomomy and with my abysmal hours, im honestly fucked
anything helps, i just need to survive until my next project
$0 CAD/$???? CAD
please
(PayP@l is [email protected])
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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In Paper Mario, whenever Goombario's Tattle ability is activated, he attempts to assume a position behind Mario whenever he finishes talking. In one particular spot in the game, this can lead to an unintentional humorous scenario as seen in the footage.
In the bridge area of Mt. Rugged, Goombario will admit to having a fear of heights. If Mario faces him while next to a ledge, Goombario will say his Tattle and then walk off the ledge immediately afterwards.
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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live blogging your breakdown on tumblr then rb a random post
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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Despite being employed, i STILL struggle because work decides to put me on projects for 1 week, then wait 4 to put me on another one
I'm jobhunting like mad and struggling to get ahead, but in this ecomomy and with my abysmal hours, im honestly fucked
anything helps, i just need to survive until my next project
$0 CAD/$???? CAD
please
(PayP@l is [email protected])
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi
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105 year old artist, Loongkoonan 🫶🏼
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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cantankerouscanuck · 5 hours ago
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Anti-piracy ad from 2004
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