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I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

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just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice… still shame on you. What? You expecting otherwise? Who raised you? My trusting nature does not absolve you of ethical recompense! Go think about your choices.

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top 10 most experiences I've had in my life was when I went out for a few hours to run errands on the day I happened to forget that the landlord was sending people over to remodel the building, took an edible on the bus back home, and came home 10mg deep to find a new doorway installed in the hallway outside our apartment

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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance

Excuse me while I get sad .

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1998 nickelodeon trade ad

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i never understood what made steampunk punk. romanticizing georgian era england and industrial revolutions are some of the least punk things ever. youre putting gears on a top hat

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sometimes you realize you have retained too much trivia about the media you love and you realize this because someone makes a joke post about wolverine going through airport security and laughingly speculating about how that goes

and you can only JUST barely stop yourself from informing them that actually in uncanny x-men (1963 run) #158 this very topic was covered, because wolverine is expected to pass through a metal detector as part of an infiltration mission where the x-men are undercover, and is able to produce his medic card from service with the canadian military/special services to attest that a "good chunk" of his skeleton is metal prosthetics from war wounds, and that this same excuse would more than likely be used for modern airports

and you stop this because you know! they are just making a joke! it's a joke! but you KNOW

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something I will never understand about five guys is how they insist on fucking entombing their burgers in foil

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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me