cantallbespacemarines
Red vs Blue agribusiness au
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Fic bits and whatever I feel like sharing with myself (and others, idk) about the massive AU that lives in my head between seasons.
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cantallbespacemarines · 3 months ago
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cantallbespacemarines · 4 months ago
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Alarm cock is this anything
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cantallbespacemarines · 5 months ago
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cantallbespacemarines · 1 year ago
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this is one of those pictures that keeps telling a story the more you look at it
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cantallbespacemarines · 1 year ago
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cantallbespacemarines · 2 years ago
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5. A chicken wants bad things to happen.
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cantallbespacemarines · 2 years ago
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where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
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cantallbespacemarines · 2 years ago
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chickens in love
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cantallbespacemarines · 2 years ago
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every north american needs to go to a rural state fair or equivalent. get some 1:1 with farm animals. see the gallery of squished clay pots made by local 3rd graders in art class. go into the funhouse spray-painted with bootleg donkey kong. eat a fresh corndog.
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cantallbespacemarines · 2 years ago
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hmmm
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river berumen
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cantallbespacemarines · 2 years ago
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cantallbespacemarines · 3 years ago
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One of those girls girls girls neon signs but it's outside a chicken coop. There's girls in there
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cantallbespacemarines · 3 years ago
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I need to go to the farmer's market and buy a jar of jam or perhaps a bar of handmade soap. It's the only thing that will curb my bloodlust.
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cantallbespacemarines · 3 years ago
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Vladimir Nabokov, Letters to Véra
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