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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half

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shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

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"the substance of their relationship transcends sexual tension by being incredibly rich on multiple other sentimental aspects" and "they would have all kinds of weird sex with each other" are complementary statements btw

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If I was like the "can't ever spend all that money in one entire life" kind of rich, one thing I'd like to have in my home is a section that's just a 24/7 house party. Perfectly soundproof so the rest of the house isn't bothered by the music blasting, probably a bar with stupidly cheap drinks, I'm not supplying hard drugs but if someone's selling them they're free to do so for as long as they're doing it down-low enough that I can legally pretend that I haven't noticed, and people are just free to come and go as whatever. Access from the House Party Room to the rest of the house is in my use only, and there's one-way mirrors on the walls and high up near the ceiling so that I can watch them from separate rooms as I please.

I'd probably almost never even go there. I'd just enjoy keeping it and watching a rotation of random people just hanging out there like they're my little aquarium fishies.

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you can follow me for the fandom you enjoy but watch out

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yes, their close platonic relationship in canon is important to me specifically because it's both close and platonic

yes, I also ship them romantically, or as part of a romantic poly ship

I refuse to lock myself into a single interpretation of a fictional relationship when there's multiple interesting ways to view it. I can do both

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I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

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Me doing any of my favorite activities:

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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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Just in case!

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it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her