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I just heard someone trying to ‘avoid sounding like a transphobe BUT [transphobic shit]’ by saying ‘Government Assigned Gender’ and if we’re coming up with completely bullshit like that my government assigned gender is Sex Machine

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... It’s probably for the best, Sunshine...

Margo:”I haven’t seen any of the ninja mime movies.”

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Half the fun of booping is giving it back!

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-Pokes-“Boop.”

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*pokes you back* Boop! :3

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-Pokes-“Boop.”

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Cassie: I bought this shirt!

Me: What’s it say?

Cassie: I’m invisible because my dad is a trans-parent

Me: *choking* Oh my god I love it

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[Scandalized Cackling]

*Sneaks up on @canonkuailiang while he’s sleeping*

WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

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*Sneaks up on @canonkuailiang while he’s sleeping*

WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

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((OOC: HOLY SHIT MY GUY HI))

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I just made the worst revelation

Literally most any Raiden RP accounts:

And then @canonraiden

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Pro tip, don’t ask the lesbians or wlw on the mk kast for their advice advice on picking up ladies because so far I’ve gotten:

Cassie: Uhh.... gurl.... hot.... Skarlet: Girls like bloobaths right? Nitara like those... Nitara: Bloodbaths? Sonya: *sighing* I would literally do anything to get a fucking date with a nice lady Ashrash: Uhh... fighting demons? Sareena: Girls seem to like when I can deadlift them Khamelon: Lizards, a small horde of them Jacqui: Deadlift them Mileena: Teeth and talons Tanya: Be physical flexible and just casually do the splits

... Actually I can do that one let me just write that down real quick....

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I like how if you want good makeup advice, you don’t go to any of the ladies of the Kombat Krew. Seven chances out of ten they don’t wear more then chapstick anyway.

No. You want good makeup advice? Fujin. Master of everything, contour, eye shadow, eyeliner, he knows lipstick but doesn’t wear it, eyelashes, the works. Fujin is your man and I love and respect him.

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Hello, I asked one of the young ones to help me set this up. Please take care of me.

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HOT SAUCE!! <3 <3 <3 <3

Hello, I asked one of the young ones to help me set this up. Please take care of me.

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FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Hey @canonjohnnycage I need help can you come here?

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I MEAN I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Hey @canonjohnnycage I need help can you come here?

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I MEAN I’M AT ‘SOUP’!

Hey @canonjohnnycage I need help can you come here?

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I'M AT 'SOUP'!

Hey @canonjohnnycage I need help can you come here?