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#idk what song I was expecting

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Yo Blainers. You wouldn't happen to want to eat a middle aged stepfather that has the same morals as Rick Santorum, would you?

Ew, sounds bitter.

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so i see you have followed me back well well well you have just activated my TRAP CARD FRIENDSHIP FOREVER

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“The Silence of the Lambs” - (cannibal Blaine AU)

Kurt Hummel as Clarice Starling - Blaine Anderson as Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“I’ve no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it.”

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Me: I always want to reblog pictures of people's cheesy foods, but then I see that they have little to no notes so I know they'll check my blog and then they'll be like, "da fuck cannibal?"

Naomi: omga sldkfjs

Naomi: #canniblaineproblems

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mimibec answered: Klaine. with kitties. -w-

I imagine Blaine to be the type of person to bring home stray animals all the time lol

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i don’t care if you dislike me you’ll never dislike me as much as i dislike myself (◕‿◕✿)

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rupertwarbler replied to your post: rupertwarbler replied to your post: far to long my...

somebody wants ton MAAAAARRY! xD Fritz is scary and doesn’t realize that his teeth hurt >.> and I hope you guys are doing alright, though Kurt still scares me…

Fritz is precious! He doesn't know that he's hurting you! He just wants to play! like me :D

We're doing just fiiine. I mean...they are some things that are...irritable...but I think he's making great progress in his rehabilitation. 

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rupertwarbler replied to your post: far to long my love, far too long c: I missed my scary blainers! I don’t miss the doggy teeth though…

alright, this really cool guy knows who I am, which makes me feel special. and Fritz did NOT help me with my fear of dogs >.> I’ve been alright, how about you Blainers?

Oooooo really cool guy, huh? Are you going to ask him out?? You should ask him out! Invite me to your wedding, alright? I want to catch the bouquet! and get free food

But Fritz is a nice puppy D: And dogs are nice!

I'm good! Just enjoying the summer with my family and loving boyfriend~

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far to long my love, far too long c: I missed my scary blainers! I don't miss the doggy teeth though...

Hehehehe Ruperrrrttttttttt, Fritz loves you!

And I missed my favorite chew toy! How's life been for you, my sweet?

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notcallingyouaghost replied to your post: Hey Canniblaine!Found out you had a blog and wanted to say Hi! I was wondering how you trap your victims?I being a Cannibal myself need someway to trap people.I mostly just attack and Kill,but eating somebody when they’re still alive tastes better.I know you’re on a diet,but can you share your trapping ways?Would help me a lot :)

Ketamine works pretty well… or so I’ve heard.

Yeah! What she said!^

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Guys, there are fireworks going off outside ksl;gj

I'm a little confused because it's the fifth but I DON'T CARE FIREWORKS. 

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everyone stop being mean

look at this dog

he thinks this whole parade is his parade

what a happy lil pup

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hi blainers :D

Hi honey! 

Long time no chat~

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Hey Canniblaine!Found out you had a blog and wanted to say Hi! I was wondering how you trap your victims?I being a Cannibal myself need someway to trap people.I mostly just attack and Kill,but eating somebody when they're still alive tastes better.I know you're on a diet,but can you share your trapping ways?Would help me a lot :)

Oh yeah of course! Always pleased to help another fellow cannibal!

Well, it's mostly Kurt's doing XD I'm pretty bad at keeping calm when I'm hungry, so Kurt usually comes up with some real elaborate tricks for us. It usually consists in us either inviting someone in one of our houses (usually mine since the whole cannibal thing is slightly overlooked), to the abandoned house we use to store bones and do the dirty work (outside of Lima), or sometimes Kurt will knock them out cold with some fume or something, I don't even know what it is ks;dgj

YOu should be happy I even remember that much. Once I've seen my pray it's a little hard to take the predator glasses off. 

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Cheese heaven, Amsterdam.

Walking around Amsterdam, I couldn’t believe how many amazing cheese shops there are. Every street I walked down unearthed another cheese treasure-trove. Heaven!

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Tis why I love you, my dear <3

Ahhh stop it lksjg I’m almost certain that there are people who don’t love me. I don’t have the most healthy diet, after all.