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thinking about this

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"Two sides of the same coin."

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just made a new oc called guy whose life sucks

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foods ive been into lately

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remember when black friday deals were so good that we would kill each other about it

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it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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I'm open for bust commissions 🫐 🔹$75 USD via paypal invoice 🔹Must be able to pay right away (24hr max) 🔹1-3 per person 🔹TAT approx 2-3 weeks 🔹Characters must have a finished design. I won't be designing characters. 🔹Email me with references and your paypal email. des.eroland @ gmail . com reposts are appreciated thank youuuu 🫶

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oh fuck dude it's gonna be cyber monday. cyber garfield is gonna hate that.

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how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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got caught manufacturing and selling counterfeit candy wrappers and now lord licorice's cronies are after me

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crying in the club for no real reason (imagined a scenario a little too vividly)

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a shared gift