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THE CROW 1994,  dir. Alex Proyas  

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The Crow (1994) dir. Alex Proyas

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🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑺.

❛  it's actually unfair how fucking sexy you are.  ❜ ❛  you have the most perfect tits.  ❜ ❛  with all due respect, you are a non-stop cock tease.  ❜ ❛  eye contact with you always feels like foreplay.  ❜ ❛  when your lips move, i can't help picturing them around my cock.  ❜ ❛  i can't stop thinking about that thing you do with your hips.  ❜ ❛  were you always such an accomplished seductress?  ❜ ❛  do you realize how beautiful you are when you orgasm?  ❜ ❛  i want to spank your hot ass for driving me so crazy.  ❜ ❛  you're the kind of person i could only ever make love to.  ❜ ❛  all i can think about is how good you're going to taste.  ❜ ❛  there's nothing you can do to make me stop wanting you.  ❜ ❛  i can't handle not touching you.  ❜ ❛  i have no doubt you're going to blow my mind tonight.  ❜ ❛  do you even notice everyone checking you out?  ❜ ❛  you are undeniably the sexiest person i've ever met.  ❜ ❛  i didn't even know i could want someone this badly.  ❜ ❛  do you realize what you do to me?  ❜ ❛  i just can't lie. i'm picturing you naked right now.  ❜ ❛  every time i look at you, i can't believe how hot you are.  ❜ ❛  i love the way you look when you're turned on.  ❜ ❛  has anyone ever told you you have soft lips?  ❜ ❛  you're perfect. everything you do is just perfect to me.  ❜ ❛  even the simplest of touches from you is driving me insane.  ❜ ❛  you make me feel like no one ever has before.  ❜ ❛  when i'm around you, my feelings go completely wild.  ❜ ❛  you make me go weak in my knees.  ❜ ❛  i love it when you get hard / wet for me.  ❜ ❛  just thinking about you makes my whole body tingle.  ❜ ❛  i get hard / wet so much faster when i'm around you.  ❜ ❛  you make me want to be so fucking naughty.  ❜ ❛  you are a living, breathing sexual fantasy.  ❜ ❛  so smart and sexy. you are lethal.  ❜ ❛  i want to kiss every single inch of your body, explore every nook and cranny, and penetrate every crevice.  ❜ ❛  pleasuring you should be considered an honor.  ❜ ❛  i'm trying to pay attention, but you're just too sexy.  ❜ ❛  you don't even mean to torment me, do you?  ❜ ❛  every single one of your curves deserves to be worshipped.  ❜ ❛  i haven't felt this horny since high school.  ❜ ❛  my goal in life is to make you squirm like never before.  ❜

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“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess

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Multimuse Mix and Match

For followers of multi-muses

Send 🤝 for a muse I think would be interesting to interact with for yours

Send ❤️ for a assumption (doesn't mean it'll happened) of what relationship our muses might have or develop (rivals, friends, ect.) (specify muse)

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Send 🛑 for a muse I don't see myself using for yours at all.

Send 👍 for a random starter with a random muse

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love is stored in the hand. love is stored in the hands that hold each other. it is stored in the hands that create art. it is stored in the hands that have the power to harm but don’t. it is stored in the hands that are warm and the hands that are cool. it is stored in the hands that do things for others just because they can. love is stored in your hands which express the desires of your heart.

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My character is about to be executed. How does your character say goodbye?

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send in " take it easy. you're safe now, but you need to relax. " for the sender to greet a waking receiver after having found them badly wounded and on the brink of collapse at their doorstep.

alternatively, send in " how long was i out for? " for the sender, having woken up on the receiver's sofa/bed/spare bed, to greet the receiver after showing up on their doorstep earlier with serious injuries and in a weakened state.

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✧     CRIMSON     PEAK     SENTENCE     PROMPTS    !   

*  A MIXTURE OF CRIMSON PEAK PROMPTS , TRIGGERS MAY APPLY , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

❝ They take the heat from the sun, and when it deserts them, they die. ❞

❝ They’re dying.  ❞

❝ You’re monsters. Both of you! ❞

❝ It’s a world of everything dying and eating each other right beneath our feet. ❞

❝ Surely there’s more to it than that. ❞

❝ Beautiful things are fragile… ❞

❝ At home we have only black moths. ❞

❝ Formidable creatures, to be sure, but they lack beauty. ❞

❝ They thrive on the dark and cold. ❞

❝ What do they feed on? ❞

❝ You’re so… different. ❞

❝ Ghosts are real, that much I know. I’ve seen them all my life… ❞

❝ It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all. ❞

❝ But the horror… The horror was for love. ❞

❝ The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret.  ❞

❝ This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out.  ❞

❝ There are things that tie them to a place, very much like they do to us. ❞

❝ Will you still like to know my thoughts? ❞

❝ The aches that you describe with such earnestness, the pain, the loss. ❞

❝ In fact, you only seem to know what other writers tell. ❞

❝ You clearly have not lived it at all. ❞

❝ Where I come from, ghosts are not to be taken lightly. ❞

❝ You are nothing but a SPOILED CHILD! ❞

❝ What do you dream of? A kind man? A pure soul to be redeemed? Perfection? ❞

❝ I advise you to return to your ghosts and fancies. ❞

❝ A house as old as this one becomes, in time, a living thing. ❞

❝ It starts holding onto things… keeping them alive when they shouldn’t be. ❞

❝ Some should never be spoken about again. ❞

❝ You will stay here, with us… won’t you?  ❞

❝ A man that feeds off land that others work for him. ❞

❝ This parasite is perfectly charming and a magnificent dancer. ❞

❝ I cannot leave you here. ❞

❝ I find myself thinking about you even at the most inopportune moments of the day. ❞

❝ I feel as if a link exists between your heart and mine. ❞

❝ The first time I saw one I was ten years old. ❞

❝ There were to be no parting kisses. No goodbyes. No last words. ❞

❝ You lied to me! ❞

❝ You poisoned me! ❞

❝ You said you loved me! ❞

❝ I’ve always closed my eyes to things that made me uncomfortable. ❞

❝ I don’t want to close my eyes. I want to keep them open. ❞

❝ It makes everything easier. ❞

❝ I heard you the first time. ❞

❝ It’s an excellent likeness. ❞

❝ The more the house sinks, the worse it gets. ❞

❝ Goodness. How many rooms are there? ❞

❝ We must do something about it.  ❞

❝ Others that hold onto an emotion. A drive. Loss. Revenge. Or love. ❞

❝ The spilling of blood. A terrible crime. ❞

❝ I don’t know. Would you like to count them? ❞

❝ Do we have to do this? Must we? ❞

❝ She stopped drinking her tea, but I poisoned the porridge. ❞

❝ That’s exactly what our mother told us in her last moment. ❞   

❝ This is your home now. You have nowhere else to go. ❞

❝ Perfection has no place in love, [Name]. ❞

❝ You know precious little of the human heart, or love, or the pain that comes with it. ❞

❝ I can’t. I can’t. ❞

❝ This place is hundreds years old. Souls come and go. ❞

❝ Some of them are good; some of them bad… ❞

❝ You insist on describing the torments of love when you know NOTHING about them. ❞

❝ I’M NOT DONE YET! ❞

❝ How do you manage this house? ❞

❝ Actually, I’d rather be Mary Shelly; she died a widow. ❞

❝ Perfection has no place in love. ❞

❝ Perhaps we only notice things when the time comes for us to see them. ❞

❝ In [Country] we bank on effort, not privilege. ❞

❝ The men at this table, all of us, came up through honest, hard work. ❞

❝ Well, maybe not all of us. [Name] here is a [Occupation].  ❞

❝ If there’s one thing I know, it’s the importance of the right tool for the job. ❞

❝ I’m a builder, dear. ❞

❝ Everyone falls in love, dear, even women. ❞

❝ There are things that tie them to a place.   ❞

❝ The marriages were for money, of course. ❞

❝ You need a measure of bitterness… Not to be eaten.. ❞

❝ Nothing gentle ever grows in this land. ❞

❝ My heart would cease to beat and I would die. ❞

❝ I won’t stop… until you kill me… or I kill you! ❞

❝ So it’s all out in the open. No more secrets! ❞  

❝ I feel as if a link exists between your heart and mine. And should that link be broken either by distance or by time, then my heart would cease to beat and I would die. ❞

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✧ Sentence Starters ; Best Of Malcolm Tucker

I’ve got a to-do list that’s longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song!

I will rain down upon you so hard you’ll have to be reassembled by fucking air crash investigators.

I will perform a fucking living autopsy on you.

Get me a curly wurly.

Come out of the cupboard, (muse name).

Are you out of your tiny, shiny mind?

I wouldn’t piss on you if you were allergic to piss.

Where the fuck is it!?

You’re asking me to come and mop up the blood from my own assassination.

Is this how you threaten people?

Fuckity bye.

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

Don’t you ever, ever call me a bully! I’m so much worse than that.

My work here is done.

Yeah well, I’ll just have to kill the both of you then, won’t I?

That’s a joke, by the way, not a very nice one, a nasty one which masks a lot of very negative feelings about this fucking department.

How am I supposed to control what’s going on if I don’t know WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

It is possible to have a good resignation, you know!

Jesus Christ, what – what fucking century are you living in?

(muse name), you are talking absolute fucking drivel.

So what’s the story in Bala-fucking-mory?

Do you fancy a cigar? I promise I won’t tell any of the other prefects.

I’ve never seen anybody look so fucking ugly with just one head.

Nobody is interested in me and I’ll be pleased if you’d remember that, OK?

I’m really not interested at all in your little tiff .

Don’t start with the moral objections, you fucking Blue Peter badge-wearing ponce!

Have I seen you on the telly?

You know what, I have never seen anyone sweat so much in my life.

You’re about as funny as a blind toddler in a fucking minefield.

Good! I like to know that I can still make him miserable even though he’s 12,000 miles away.

Let’s not overreact.

Well look, I’d love to stop and chat to you, but you know, I’d rather have type 2 diabetes. 

Do you know ninety percent of household dust is made of dead human skin? That’s what you are, to me.

I’ve got more on my plate than a spinster at a wedding.

I mean you step out of line they’ll be all over you like a pigeon on a chip, you know?

What’s up with you? You look like you’ve shat a Lego garage.

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🐝  *  ―  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘  𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃  𝐎𝐅  𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆.   (  nsfw  !  in  honor  of  sinday,  have  another  random  assortment  of  sexual  sentences  and  actions.  sidenote,  your  muse  =  sender  and  my  muse  =  receiver.  add  *  to  reverse  the  action.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses. )

❛  i can’t stop thinking about you.  ❜ ❛  i’m gonna make you scream my name.  ❜ ❛  you won’t be able to walk straight after i’m done with you.  ❜ ❛  you like it when i talk dirty to you, don’t you ?  ❜ ❛  i’m planning to turn you into a dripping mess.  ❜ ❛  you make me so horny i can’t think straight.  ❜ ❛  i’ve been thinking about bending you over that table and just having my way with you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve been a bad girl / boy, and deserve a punishment.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna come for me later ?  ❜ ❛  i’ve been touching myself to the throught of what you’re gonna do to me.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna be a good girl / boy ?  ❜ ❛  i want you to take control.  ❜ ❛  you didn’t think i’d just let you get away with all this teasing, right ?  ❜ ❛  if there weren’t so many people watching us, i’d already be on my knees in front of you.  ❜ ❛  i’ve got a suprise planned for you later.  ❜ ❛  tonight is gonna be all about you.  ❜ ❛  i’m wearing some nice new lingerie for you.  ❜ ❛  do you see how hard / wet you’ve already made me ?  ❜ ❛  your moans are music to my ears.  ❜ ❛  i don’t normally do this, but you bring out this craziness in me.  ❜

[ PALM ] ― your muse palms my muse’s penis / breasts through their clothes. [ NIBBLE ] ― your muse gently nibbles on my muse’s earlobe. [ SEDUCTION ] ― my muse whispers dirty nothings into their ear. [ FRENCH KISS ] ― your muse kisses my muse with tongue. [ WATCH ] ― my muse starts to masturbate in front of your muse. [ CLOTHES OFF ] ― your muse helps my muse undress. [ WALL ] ― your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [ GRIND ] ― your muse teasingly grinds against my muse. [ SEXTING ] ― my muse sends your muse a dirty text / picture. [ VIBRATION ] ― your muse controls a sextoy my muse has inside of them. [ MASSAGE ] ― my muse gives your my a sensual massage. [ BLINDFOLD ] ― my muse makes your muse wear a blindfold. [ FLASH ] ― my muse ‘accidentally’ flashes your muse. [ SUCK ] ― your muse sucks on a banana / lollipop in front of my muse. [ STRIP ] ― my muse gives your muse a strip tease. [ DANCE ] ― my muse dances seductively for your muse. [ TIES ] ― my muse ties your muse down on the bed. [ SPANKING ] ― your muse spanks my muses’ ass. [ PORN ] ― our muses watch a dirty movie together. [ LAP ] ― my muse sits on your muses’ lap and teases them.

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LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” ”Pick a god and pray.” “Then perish.” “Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.” “I have been through Hell and come out singing.” “There are no gods here.” ”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” “Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” ”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” ”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.” ”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.” ”God, forgive me.” ”I am blighted being cursed with sight.” ”This is the age of the expanding man.” “God’s dead and soon we will be, too.” “I thought there were no heroes left in this world.” ”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.” “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.” “Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.” ”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” “This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.” “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” ”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.” “Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.” ”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.” “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” “God wishes he were me.” “One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” “Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.” “Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.” “All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “You’re a coward. You always were.” “Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”

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Get it off your chest. Send my muse an anonymous confession that's been bothering yours for a long time. I can't say anything...only publish.

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-4)

SOME NSFW

{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}

MURDER HOUSE

“I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, ______ you are the darkness.”

“It’s been insane here. First the cops were outside and some freak started banging on the door screaming about money.”

“You got a dog. I needed you, and you got a DOG.”

“There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much.”

“I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! I miss my mother!”

“You’re gonna regret it.”

“We wanted to have a baby. We were gonna have this great life…”

“I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.”

“I like it when you don’t run. Makes it a whole lot easier to keep up.”

“Hi, I’m _____. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?”

“What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?”

“I’ll wait. Forever if I have to.”

“Drink this. That’s it. It’ll make you forget.”

“You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.”

“I got your flowers. They smelled of the gas station where you bought them. Red roses? Could you be more of a pathetic, cheap cliche?”

“That girl/boy is a monster. I love her/him and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ..”

“I’m not some silly schoolgirl/boy. I’m a woman/man. And I matter!”

“Something has changed in you. Towards me. You’re distant, cold.”

“Close your eyes and remember everything is gonna be okay. I love you.”

ASYLUM

“Me? I’m a beacon of compassion.”

“All monsters are human. You’re a monster”

“There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw.”

“You have no idea what it means to have lost you.”

“Come on, _____. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape.”

“You touch me again, you will die.”

“That’s how it works for us freaks. We get blamed for everything.”

“Rest up, dear. You’re going under the knife in the morning, you’ll need your strength.”

“Put that wine down. You look like a streetwalker.”

“You know you got me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes.”

“I’m goddamn plucky, remember?”

“One day, I’ll bury you.”

“I am tough. But I’m no cookie.”

“And you were so drunk, you couldn’t find your way home.”

“Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.”

“The times may have changed, _____, but the nature of evil has not.”

“It’s the ultimate cosmic joke. You got me pregnant.”

“God always answers our prayers, _____. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.”

“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.”

“I broke a beer bottle. I stabbed them. They will live, but they will never forget.”

“Hell, I’m the Queen/King of Candyland.”

“I know everything. I’m the devil.”

COVEN

“You wanna be my slave tonight?”

“I give you my soul, and what do you give me in return?”

“You’re weak-willed, boring, and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.”

“Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir.”

“Follow my voice. We’re all here waiting for you.”

“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more than a headache.”

“Do me a favor. Die before Thanksgiving, so none of us have to suffer through that mess of raisins and Styrofoam you call stuffing.”

“Players only love you when they’re playin’.”

“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

“Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?”

“Oh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?”

“I’m not scared of dying. I’m scared of living like this. The constant pain and the ugliness.”

“If he’s/she’s dead, it’s probably because he/she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”

“You can’t drink or fight. You’re a little bitch.”

“It’s you that will end in flames. I swear it!”

“You’ve got a bulls-eye on your back, kiddo, and our biggest enemy is locked, loaded, and looking at you.”

“Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something… black.”

“It’s too hot, my frickin’ vagina’s sweating.”

“In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”

FREAK SHOW

“My talent has been known to render men/women speechless, but you’ll have to get over it if we are going to work together.”

“You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.”

“Has anyone tasted your cherry pie?”

“Oh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!”

“I tell you, sometimes I can’t take it. They way they they look at us. They way they treat us.”

“You’re a miracle worker. You’re my salvation. I never dreamed I would have been able to do this with a real woman/man.”

“You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters his/herself with contempt for others.”

“I’m gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl.”

“I think I have a bottle of schnapps. Perhaps you’d like to come inside?”

“You are young and full of life. You should not be surrounded by death and disease.”

“Let me take your pain away. Replace it with love.”

“You’re stuck on the rosy notion that the world operates on goodness, decency. Truth is - all goodness guarantees you is an early grave.”

“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”

“I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl/boy like you.”

Seasons 5-8

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