Well at least my kids are potty trained, Eileen
Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.
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time to relax
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boom
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☀️ SUNSHINE ☀️
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Your one karate friend… #karatekid #mansuki
COMEDY GOLD
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I feel like Dylan Rupp is either MEGA sweet all of the time
or the fandom just pretends like he is and he’s actually a douche in real life
there is no in between and that honestly scares me.
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Is it gross to itch inside your ear orr... Cause Ive always been self conscious about that...
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(x) My favorite Jurasic World ladies.
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Okay if it wasn't clear, this is your nerd sister's nerdier friend. The blessed jordan. *throws confetti*
Lol no I know it is 😂 I followed you a long time ago
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Wait hold up, homie, you draw AND write imagines. Son you're a gift to this world.
Hhhh thank you ;v;
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How to open a beer with a banana
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