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canibecandid · 3 days ago
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John William Waterhouse, Psyche Entering Cupid’s Garden - 1904 
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frieda lepold
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My painting, "Cat in Boat Pose."
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canibecandid · 3 days ago
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By @eniidraws
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canibecandid · 3 days ago
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Ngozi is single handedly making my mental health better by making chapters about my trash boy, Kent Parson.
If I had a nickel for every time Check Please was published and Trump was elected president, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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any tips for someone kinda new to tumblr? :)
Reblog shit
Don't be a dick
Follow blogs
Embrace the bit
Engage with polls
Don't feed the trolls
Flag the pornbots
Sell your soul
Tank site value
Touch some grass
Flat fuck friday
Penis blast
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If I had a nickel for every time Check Please was published and Trump was elected president, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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canibecandid · 3 days ago
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watch out! the guard dog's on duty!
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Source: merletails
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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"
and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM
and then start massive grease fires in their backyards
it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition
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canibecandid · 4 days ago
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it’s been said before and it will be said again but i’m begging you all nicely to restrain yourselves from being so casually aggressive and rude and obnoxious in the tags & reblogs of a complete stranger’s posts. no one wants to know that you hate [tv show that op giffed]. no one wants to know that you hate [character that op drew]. no one wants to hear you being ugly and negative for no reason. say what you want to say in your own post. don’t hit the reblog button. blacklist relevant tags. unfollow or block relevant accounts. log out. shut down. get help.
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canibecandid · 4 days ago
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Feelings tonight
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canibecandid · 4 days ago
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People who use AO3, please stop panicking about the new tick boxes you have to agree to before you can access the site.
It's not because of the election - the obligation to provide info under a court order when asked is common with nearly all websites and AO3 doesn't collect as much information in you as, say, Discord does.
You're seeing this because AO3 changed the wording of its Terms of Service recently so now you have to re-agree.
AO3 tries to be as user-friendly as possible internationally, but they still have to abide by the Law where they're based.
The US can issue a warrant to your Internet Service Provider if they have cause to. If you still use Facebook, Instagram or tumblr, I wouldn't panic about your AO3.
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canibecandid · 4 days ago
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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canibecandid · 4 days ago
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Some DA:TV resource links:
DA:TV mods on Nexus Mods
DA:TV CC sliders subreddit
EA Forums: DA:TV Technical Issues & Bugs
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canibecandid · 4 days ago
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This is so wholesome
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