canibecandid
Paul Hollywood’s #1 Hater
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canibecandid · 13 days ago
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Is it just me or has a lot of fandom forgotten what "AU" means? It's short for Alternate Universe. I keep seeing people talking about, like, "fake dating AU" or "only one bed AU." Unless your characters exist in a world where a) beds don't exist or b) beds exist in such abundance there could not POSSIBLY be only one of them, that's not an AU. It's just a regular degular story.
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canibecandid · 18 days ago
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Discussing baby’s future
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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if you want to get better at drawing then you need to get obsessed with a freaky little character and draw them a billion times
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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biggest crybaby in the slut store
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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Peekaboo~💞 💖 💕
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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Getting into K-pop has been a lot of fun for me. Not for my friends, though, I’m 90% sure they would like me to stop yodeling 🫣
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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Love it when that happens
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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canibecandid · 1 month ago
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