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tough times have hit the harvest sprite community

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2019 Viper Rt80 8000lb Air Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck - Submitted by: fastman27

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“It was just this big black mountain out in the ocean. I can see its eyes glittering up there in the dark, it was like looking into the eyes of God.” - Submitted by: fastman27

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"Ow! Ah- git yer elbow outta my face!"

"Well get your knee out of my stomach!"

"Oh fer- this ain't workin'. Just hold still-"

Stan yelped as he was unceremoniously shoved flat onto his back.

"Hey, Fiddlenerd, what's the big idea-"

"Sssh! Quiet! I'm listenin'."

Stan was about to protest that NOBODY tells a Pines man to be quiet, but then he realized his precarious position. Fiddleford was practically - no - ENTIRELY on top of him with his thigh dangerously close to somewhere very sensitive. His hands twitched feebly at his sides in an instinct to reach up and grab ahold of those narrow hips just above him, but thankfully his upstairs brain had a bit more sense than his downstairs one and he kept his hands to himself. With a faceful of chest, Stan could only do as he was told and desperately reflect on what had gotten him into this situation to begin with.

It had all started when Ford brought home a guy. William, he introduced himself as. Bill for short. Stan had instantly clocked this Bill guy as a man of interest to his brother, because the damn nerd kept looking at the scrawny blond like he'd hung the moon and stars.

Fiddleford had apparently picked up on that too, because when Ford and Bill descended into the lab to work on some private project together, Fiddleford hadn't hesitated to suggest he and Stan go spy on the other two. The air ducts to the lab were wide and set into the floor due to the lab's nature of being underground, so it was child's play for Stan to wrench the grate off of one of the upstairs ducts and then crawl inside with Fiddleford hot on his tail.

They'd taken a few wrong turns, and had a run-in with more than a couple of spiders, but they'd finally reached their goal. Fiddleford, protective of his best friend and far too nosy for his own good, had practically flattened Stan in his haste to get closer to the grate and eavesdrop.

Which was how Stan found himself in his current predicament. He was distantly aware of Bill and Ford speaking in hushed tones on the other side, but he'd long since stopped caring. All he could do was hold rigidly still and pray that this would be over quickly before he made a fool of himself.

Then Fiddleford pressed himself down a little closer to get a better angle for peering into the lab, and Stan could only think one thing:

'I'm going to die here.'

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Like what you read? Come read my other Gravity Falls fic!

FiddleFreak. Freakley Pines.

Here is something tame

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i love unrequited love, i love blind devotion, i love guard dogs. i love being desperately obsessed with the object of your affections. i love when devotion rots into cruelty, i love when love doesn't know any better, i love when love is ugly. i love defanging and declawing yourself just to be loved. i love when a character will wait for the next time they will be loved like a bird or a dog at their beloved’s door. i love when love is insanity and by the LORD do i love betting on losing dogs

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We zebras gotta stick together! 💪

Finding out one of your favorite fanfic authors has the same rare syndrome as you is a feeling I can’t describe. Like WHAAATTT, YOU A ZEBRA TOO?!

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I think tumblr didn't send my first ask :( but I just wanted to say I love the chapter and can't wait for the next one ✨️✨️✨️

And also, just a ring idea for the reconciliation wedding lol

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMkPnvaTN/

Thank you so much for the compliment! I can't wait to post the rest of the story (and maybe even a sequel hehehe)

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it will just kill you

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melysanna for lemongrace 🥺✨

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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Hello my Queen! My dumbass realised I misspelled own damn username (funny thing I did that the first I setup my account too lol) anyway I got much smarter brother to help me with the link so it should probably work now (if not then it's cursed I guess)

OH. MY. GOD! I LOVE ITTTTTT! I even have some of these songs on my own Outside Stars playlist! :D You have EXCELLENT taste, my friend <3

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Somebody PLEASE take away my laptop and phone..

O....M....GEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS AMAZING! HOW ARE YOU NOT A PROFESSIONAL DESIGNER WITH SKILLS LIKE THESE?!

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The sillies

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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i only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I'm fresh